1 00:00:12,614 --> 00:00:15,082 (calm music) 2 00:00:40,808 --> 00:00:42,010 (door bangs) 3 00:00:42,075 --> 00:00:44,478 - Damn it. - Come on, Judy. 4 00:00:44,546 --> 00:00:45,847 Open the door. 5 00:00:45,914 --> 00:00:47,381 She's your daughter. 6 00:00:47,447 --> 00:00:50,050 Eva will come around, I promise. 7 00:00:50,117 --> 00:00:52,352 Look, okay, the plan sucked. 8 00:00:52,419 --> 00:00:54,856 We probably shouldn't have tried to steal his phone 9 00:00:54,923 --> 00:00:57,759 or try to grab his ass. 10 00:00:57,825 --> 00:01:00,828 - Eva, I don't know how else to get through to you 11 00:01:00,895 --> 00:01:03,497 and it really pisses me off 12 00:01:03,565 --> 00:01:05,767 'cause you've got so much to offer. 13 00:01:06,801 --> 00:01:09,504 You're so smart, you're so kind, 14 00:01:10,270 --> 00:01:11,706 you're so beautiful. 15 00:01:11,773 --> 00:01:15,743 Why are you trying so hard when the guy you're with 16 00:01:15,810 --> 00:01:18,580 is so self-centered? 17 00:01:18,646 --> 00:01:22,550 Darling, you need to wake up and realize, 18 00:01:24,451 --> 00:01:26,721 you're dating a narcissist. 19 00:01:26,788 --> 00:01:29,256 (bell dings) 20 00:01:31,391 --> 00:01:34,729 You call them players, call them fuck boys, 21 00:01:36,296 --> 00:01:37,732 call them womanizers, 22 00:01:37,799 --> 00:01:40,868 but what we're really dealing with psychologically 23 00:01:41,669 --> 00:01:43,103 are narcissists. 24 00:01:43,170 --> 00:01:44,371 They're wounded in childhood, 25 00:01:44,438 --> 00:01:46,608 they have an intractable trauma reaction, 26 00:01:46,674 --> 00:01:50,210 they cannot co-regulate, they do not mature emotionally. 27 00:01:50,277 --> 00:01:51,579 It's painful for them, 28 00:01:53,047 --> 00:01:55,783 but it is more painful for those they are involved with 29 00:01:55,850 --> 00:01:58,185 because they act out when they are not 30 00:01:58,251 --> 00:02:01,388 the complete center of attention. 31 00:02:05,059 --> 00:02:08,663 Narcissistic red flags can be challenging to identify 32 00:02:08,730 --> 00:02:10,497 because they often align with traits 33 00:02:10,565 --> 00:02:12,634 that are celebrated in society. 34 00:02:13,601 --> 00:02:16,638 Alexander the Great was a nark. 35 00:02:16,704 --> 00:02:20,642 Who calls themselves the great, for Christ's sake? 36 00:02:20,708 --> 00:02:25,613 Cuts off his ear to make his lover feel guilty, nark. 37 00:02:26,346 --> 00:02:28,215 Colonized Mars 38 00:02:28,281 --> 00:02:29,817 Sure you can, buddy. 39 00:02:31,318 --> 00:02:34,187 Famous narcissists are easy to flag, 40 00:02:34,254 --> 00:02:37,558 but every day, not so easy to spot 41 00:02:37,625 --> 00:02:40,962 because they can be our friends, they can be our coworkers, 42 00:02:41,029 --> 00:02:42,429 they can be our neighbors. 43 00:02:42,496 --> 00:02:45,365 But when it is our lover. 44 00:02:48,536 --> 00:02:52,040 I have designed this class to empower you 45 00:02:52,106 --> 00:02:55,643 to recognize a narcissistic lover before it's too late. 46 00:03:01,314 --> 00:03:02,349 Excuse me. 47 00:03:03,450 --> 00:03:06,521 Prepare chapter three for when we meet next week. 48 00:03:06,587 --> 00:03:08,656 Sorry about this, it's yours. 49 00:03:09,957 --> 00:03:10,992 - Wait, Dr. Kaplan? 50 00:03:11,059 --> 00:03:12,225 - Yeah. - Before it's too late 51 00:03:12,292 --> 00:03:13,594 for what? 52 00:03:13,661 --> 00:03:15,830 - For your psyche to be shattered completely. 53 00:03:17,098 --> 00:03:19,667 (bouncy music) 54 00:03:27,542 --> 00:03:30,545 - Oh you lying sack of shit. 55 00:03:30,611 --> 00:03:33,447 Fool me thrice, shame on me. 56 00:03:33,514 --> 00:03:34,481 What an ass hole. 57 00:03:34,549 --> 00:03:36,517 Ha, you wanna play games, bitch? 58 00:03:36,584 --> 00:03:39,887 I'm ready, I'm limber, I've stretched. 59 00:03:39,954 --> 00:03:41,354 Let's go. 60 00:03:41,421 --> 00:03:43,323 Get outta my office, get outta my life. 61 00:03:43,390 --> 00:03:44,692 You love your shit out the window. 62 00:03:44,759 --> 00:03:46,928 - Diane, Diane, they're calling campus security. 63 00:03:46,994 --> 00:03:49,229 - Call 'em, the whole world should know 64 00:03:49,296 --> 00:03:52,365 that Lauren Evans is a fucking liar. 65 00:03:52,432 --> 00:03:53,701 (item clanks) 66 00:03:53,768 --> 00:03:54,769 She was supposed to be in court today 67 00:03:54,836 --> 00:03:55,570 to finalize her divorce. 68 00:03:55,636 --> 00:03:56,604 - Let me guess, she didn't show. 69 00:03:56,671 --> 00:03:58,506 - No, no, no, she showed. 70 00:03:58,573 --> 00:04:00,641 She was asking for a variance approval 71 00:04:00,708 --> 00:04:04,045 so that she and her wife could build the back porch. 72 00:04:04,112 --> 00:04:06,214 She's still very married, Judy, 73 00:04:06,279 --> 00:04:07,849 not separated like she told me. 74 00:04:07,915 --> 00:04:10,317 Should have seen me hiding behind a pillar 75 00:04:10,383 --> 00:04:12,385 ducking and diving like a psycho. 76 00:04:12,452 --> 00:04:14,354 My calves are sore. 77 00:04:14,421 --> 00:04:15,923 Fuck, you see this chair? 78 00:04:15,990 --> 00:04:17,257 I bought her this chair. 79 00:04:17,324 --> 00:04:19,326 Expensive ass chair, you know I got her this 80 00:04:19,392 --> 00:04:21,229 from West Elm, ungrateful. 81 00:04:21,294 --> 00:04:22,429 (Diane grunts) 82 00:04:22,496 --> 00:04:23,430 It's heavy. - Diane, Diane, 83 00:04:23,497 --> 00:04:24,966 you just calm down. 84 00:04:25,032 --> 00:04:27,001 This isn't you, okay? 85 00:04:27,068 --> 00:04:29,170 You're a very intelligent woman. 86 00:04:29,237 --> 00:04:30,738 You have two degrees, it's okay. 87 00:04:32,607 --> 00:04:33,975 You have a Brandelle prize. 88 00:04:36,210 --> 00:04:37,245 (chair clanks) 89 00:04:37,310 --> 00:04:38,445 (fingers snap) 90 00:04:38,513 --> 00:04:39,814 Okay? - You're right. 91 00:04:39,881 --> 00:04:43,618 You're right, God, what has happened to me? 92 00:04:43,684 --> 00:04:45,887 - Dating a narcissist, she's a nark. 93 00:04:45,953 --> 00:04:49,322 And women can be even more covert than the male variety. 94 00:04:49,389 --> 00:04:50,758 - Judy, you and I are good friends, 95 00:04:50,825 --> 00:04:52,560 but I hate when you call her that. 96 00:04:53,795 --> 00:04:55,062 - You just don't wanna face the facts, honey. 97 00:04:55,129 --> 00:04:56,063 - You don't either. 98 00:04:56,130 --> 00:04:57,965 Narc is a narcotics agent. 99 00:04:58,032 --> 00:05:00,034 I've been in the psych lounge, they say narcy. 100 00:05:00,101 --> 00:05:01,736 - No, it's not narcy though. 101 00:05:01,803 --> 00:05:03,738 It's not like a Disney character. 102 00:05:03,805 --> 00:05:05,773 People need to be warned, it's that hard K 103 00:05:05,840 --> 00:05:07,508 that really gets the point across, it's scary. 104 00:05:07,575 --> 00:05:09,476 - Fine, fine. 105 00:05:09,544 --> 00:05:11,746 But it doesn't mean Lauren is a narcissist. 106 00:05:15,750 --> 00:05:18,653 - Okay, since you've been dating, 107 00:05:18,719 --> 00:05:21,989 has her constant hot and cold behavior made you so anxious, 108 00:05:22,056 --> 00:05:23,490 that you can't stop pooping? 109 00:05:23,558 --> 00:05:25,026 - How'd you know that? 110 00:05:25,092 --> 00:05:26,861 - Because your body knows what your brain does not. 111 00:05:26,928 --> 00:05:29,230 That the Lauren you think you know is not the real Lauren. 112 00:05:29,297 --> 00:05:32,533 She acts charmingly, but she's only out for her own gain. 113 00:05:32,600 --> 00:05:35,903 You think Dr. Jekyll, Mrs. Hyde, anxiety poop. 114 00:05:35,970 --> 00:05:38,272 - Jesus Judy, she's not that bad. 115 00:05:38,338 --> 00:05:40,007 - But she is though. 116 00:05:40,074 --> 00:05:41,609 - You still wanna be right, don't you? 117 00:05:41,676 --> 00:05:43,544 - Diane, let me help you. 118 00:05:43,611 --> 00:05:45,012 In the next few days, 119 00:05:45,079 --> 00:05:46,379 you're going to wanna reach out to her. 120 00:05:46,446 --> 00:05:48,015 You're to wanna make a phone call. 121 00:05:48,082 --> 00:05:49,617 - No, no, no, no, no, no. 122 00:05:49,684 --> 00:05:51,219 I'm never talking to her ever again. 123 00:05:51,285 --> 00:05:52,587 - Okay, be that as it be, 124 00:05:52,653 --> 00:05:54,956 if it happens, you just call me instead, okay? 125 00:05:55,022 --> 00:05:57,959 Hey, anytime day or night. (phone rings) 126 00:05:58,025 --> 00:05:58,893 Is that her? 127 00:06:00,862 --> 00:06:03,430 - No, Stan, you tell the journal if they wanna get 128 00:06:03,496 --> 00:06:05,266 my projections on the inverted yield curves, 129 00:06:05,333 --> 00:06:07,935 they have to wait and read my paper like everyone else. 130 00:06:08,002 --> 00:06:10,004 Patience is a virtue, have you heard of it? 131 00:06:11,672 --> 00:06:13,074 How have you never heard of it? 132 00:06:14,642 --> 00:06:17,278 It's Confucius, read a book. 133 00:06:17,345 --> 00:06:18,411 How much? 134 00:06:19,080 --> 00:06:20,380 (lively music) 135 00:06:20,447 --> 00:06:21,883 ♪ Turn around baby ♪ 136 00:06:21,949 --> 00:06:24,552 - 22 years old and you're the entire 137 00:06:24,619 --> 00:06:27,054 fucking package, darling. 138 00:06:27,121 --> 00:06:30,524 Brains, beauty, loving heart, cute butt. 139 00:06:30,591 --> 00:06:32,994 Looks like a damn peach. 140 00:06:33,060 --> 00:06:34,896 (phone dings) - Eva, you're blowing 141 00:06:34,962 --> 00:06:38,232 up in here. ♪ I always show ♪ 142 00:06:38,299 --> 00:06:39,567 - Eva. - Huh? 143 00:06:39,634 --> 00:06:40,467 - You're blowing up in here. 144 00:06:40,534 --> 00:06:41,602 - Oh, sorry. 145 00:06:42,503 --> 00:06:44,538 (phone dings) 146 00:06:44,605 --> 00:06:48,109 - Ooh, it is Gray Van's guy again. 147 00:06:50,611 --> 00:06:51,545 You gotta hit him back. 148 00:06:51,612 --> 00:06:53,281 - I know he's sweet, but I just- 149 00:06:53,347 --> 00:06:54,447 - Broke? - No, he's actually 150 00:06:54,515 --> 00:06:55,716 got a great job. 151 00:06:55,783 --> 00:06:57,151 - Balding or something? - No. 152 00:06:57,218 --> 00:06:58,686 - What, does he have a tooth that gets food 153 00:06:58,753 --> 00:06:59,687 stuck in there all the time? 154 00:06:59,754 --> 00:07:00,554 - [Eva] No, thank God. 155 00:07:00,621 --> 00:07:02,056 - Okay, then what is it? 156 00:07:02,123 --> 00:07:05,559 - I just, I don't have that feeling. 157 00:07:05,626 --> 00:07:08,095 - Oh, that feeling. 158 00:07:08,162 --> 00:07:09,496 That's a high bar, babe. 159 00:07:09,563 --> 00:07:11,532 - Yeah, but what about passion, Chloe? 160 00:07:11,599 --> 00:07:13,567 - Passion fades. 161 00:07:13,634 --> 00:07:15,670 - Oh my God, you sound like my mother. 162 00:07:15,736 --> 00:07:17,371 Always tell me to be smart about guys, 163 00:07:17,437 --> 00:07:18,673 but love, it's not smart, is it? 164 00:07:18,739 --> 00:07:22,143 It's messy and it's torturous 165 00:07:22,209 --> 00:07:25,846 and it's sublime. - Okay, Jane Austen, Jesus. 166 00:07:26,747 --> 00:07:27,715 And I love your mother. 167 00:07:27,782 --> 00:07:29,583 - [Eva] Yeah, she is a keeper. 168 00:07:29,650 --> 00:07:32,452 (lively music) 169 00:07:33,888 --> 00:07:37,158 - The problem is when you first meet, they seem amazing. 170 00:07:37,224 --> 00:07:39,827 (lively music) 171 00:07:47,168 --> 00:07:49,770 (upbeat music) 172 00:07:51,038 --> 00:07:52,373 (bike clanks) 173 00:07:52,440 --> 00:07:56,410 (Eva yells) (van horn hoots) 174 00:07:56,476 --> 00:07:57,611 - I gotcha. 175 00:07:58,579 --> 00:08:00,114 You okay? 176 00:08:00,181 --> 00:08:01,315 - And they make you feel as if you're in 177 00:08:01,382 --> 00:08:02,650 some kind of fairytale. 178 00:08:03,651 --> 00:08:05,453 (gentle music) 179 00:08:05,519 --> 00:08:06,954 - Yeah, it's just a sprain. 180 00:08:07,021 --> 00:08:08,856 Ice and compression will help. 181 00:08:10,490 --> 00:08:13,527 - Thank you so much, seriously. 182 00:08:13,594 --> 00:08:15,730 I can't believe I'm such an awkward clutz. 183 00:08:15,796 --> 00:08:17,431 - I love awkward clutzes. 184 00:08:17,497 --> 00:08:18,432 - What? Are you flirting with me? 185 00:08:18,498 --> 00:08:19,567 - What, me? 186 00:08:19,633 --> 00:08:21,202 No, this is awkward. 187 00:08:21,268 --> 00:08:23,771 - So gorgeous, charming, witty. 188 00:08:24,839 --> 00:08:25,673 - It's really nice to meet you. 189 00:08:25,740 --> 00:08:27,575 - Nice to meet you. 190 00:08:27,641 --> 00:08:29,377 Can I? - Yes, please, oh my God. 191 00:08:29,443 --> 00:08:30,544 Sorry. 192 00:08:30,611 --> 00:08:31,545 - I have something for you I think. 193 00:08:31,612 --> 00:08:32,680 Yeah, this will help. 194 00:08:33,814 --> 00:08:35,883 - But Cinderella's about to get fucked 195 00:08:37,284 --> 00:08:38,686 and not in a good way. 196 00:08:40,287 --> 00:08:42,356 - [Diane] It's been weeks and all I do is think about her 197 00:08:42,423 --> 00:08:43,324 day and night. 198 00:08:43,391 --> 00:08:44,692 - Unscrambling your brain 199 00:08:44,759 --> 00:08:47,194 after a narcissistic relationship is hard. 200 00:08:47,261 --> 00:08:49,330 We have to find ways to calm your mind. 201 00:08:49,397 --> 00:08:50,998 Neural pathway reset. 202 00:08:52,366 --> 00:08:53,567 - If you could just let me call her once, 203 00:08:53,634 --> 00:08:54,435 once. - No, no, no, no, 204 00:08:54,503 --> 00:08:57,171 absolutely, no, no. 205 00:08:57,238 --> 00:08:59,740 Once you hear her voice, it's going to spin you out. 206 00:08:59,807 --> 00:09:01,776 Well, if you're really serious about moving on, 207 00:09:01,842 --> 00:09:03,310 there's only one way to do that 208 00:09:03,377 --> 00:09:05,713 and that is to follow the golden rule of no contact. 209 00:09:05,780 --> 00:09:07,481 Cut off all communication. 210 00:09:07,548 --> 00:09:08,517 Block her. 211 00:09:08,582 --> 00:09:09,583 - Block her? 212 00:09:09,650 --> 00:09:10,718 - Delete her. 213 00:09:13,721 --> 00:09:15,456 You can do it, you can do it. 214 00:09:15,524 --> 00:09:17,391 You don't wanna end up like Barb in statistics, do you? 215 00:09:17,458 --> 00:09:18,726 - I haven't heard, did she die? 216 00:09:18,793 --> 00:09:20,327 - No, that nark messed with her so badly, 217 00:09:20,394 --> 00:09:23,664 she couldn't even, couldn't trust the weather report. 218 00:09:23,731 --> 00:09:25,199 - Sweet Barb. 219 00:09:25,266 --> 00:09:26,133 I'm not Barb. 220 00:09:27,068 --> 00:09:28,769 Fine, okay. 221 00:09:28,836 --> 00:09:29,904 Okay, I'll do it. 222 00:09:30,337 --> 00:09:32,173 (phone rings) 223 00:09:32,239 --> 00:09:33,140 - Oh. 224 00:09:33,207 --> 00:09:34,575 - [Eva] Mom, hi. 225 00:09:34,642 --> 00:09:35,609 - Hi. 226 00:09:35,676 --> 00:09:37,878 Hi hon, how are you? 227 00:09:37,945 --> 00:09:39,580 How's the semester going? 228 00:09:39,647 --> 00:09:41,115 How are you? 229 00:09:41,182 --> 00:09:43,217 - Mom, you are never gonna believe this, 230 00:09:44,418 --> 00:09:45,286 I'm engaged. 231 00:09:47,455 --> 00:09:48,523 - What? - His name is Theo 232 00:09:48,589 --> 00:09:49,423 and he's amazing. 233 00:09:49,490 --> 00:09:50,491 - Hi. 234 00:09:50,559 --> 00:09:51,792 - What? 235 00:09:51,859 --> 00:09:52,960 You're joking, right? 236 00:09:53,027 --> 00:09:54,662 - No, mom, look at the ring. 237 00:09:59,400 --> 00:10:00,701 (phone clanks) 238 00:10:00,768 --> 00:10:02,703 Hello, mom? 239 00:10:03,538 --> 00:10:06,373 - Oh, Judy. - Mom? 240 00:10:06,440 --> 00:10:07,308 Mom? 241 00:10:08,976 --> 00:10:10,377 - Oof, that went well. 242 00:10:10,444 --> 00:10:12,913 - Well, you know, she'll love you, I promise. 243 00:10:13,848 --> 00:10:15,249 - Engaged after six weeks? 244 00:10:15,316 --> 00:10:16,951 I've had deli meat longer than that. 245 00:10:17,017 --> 00:10:19,086 - You don't eat deli meat. 246 00:10:19,153 --> 00:10:21,689 - From dating to engaged, it's classic fast forwarding. 247 00:10:21,755 --> 00:10:22,656 Red flag. 248 00:10:22,723 --> 00:10:23,858 - What's fast forwarding? 249 00:10:23,924 --> 00:10:26,060 - Something that narks are known for. 250 00:10:27,061 --> 00:10:29,363 Have you not read my book, Diane? 251 00:10:29,430 --> 00:10:30,931 - I couldn't get past the list of people 252 00:10:30,998 --> 00:10:33,100 you didn't wanna thank. 253 00:10:33,167 --> 00:10:35,936 Wait, he's a hottie, 29 years old, perfect, 254 00:10:36,003 --> 00:10:37,771 and he speaks French. 255 00:10:37,838 --> 00:10:40,007 They're cute together, look. 256 00:10:41,208 --> 00:10:44,145 - No, no, oh, he's love bombing her. 257 00:10:44,211 --> 00:10:47,748 Oh, he's showering her with compliments and gifts 258 00:10:47,815 --> 00:10:50,417 that seem too good to be true because they are. 259 00:10:50,484 --> 00:10:53,020 Oh, look at this one, that is a classic nark move. 260 00:10:53,721 --> 00:10:54,955 - What? 261 00:10:55,022 --> 00:10:56,357 What's wrong with playing tennis? 262 00:10:56,423 --> 00:10:58,058 - Oh, he probably doesn't even like tennis. 263 00:10:58,125 --> 00:10:59,528 He's mirroring her, he's pretending to like everything 264 00:10:59,594 --> 00:11:00,861 that she likes. 265 00:11:00,928 --> 00:11:02,830 He's creating a false sense of security. 266 00:11:02,897 --> 00:11:04,533 Makes her trust him. 267 00:11:04,599 --> 00:11:06,133 - Damn, that's dark. 268 00:11:06,200 --> 00:11:09,571 - Yeah, fast forwarding, love bombing, mirroring, 269 00:11:09,638 --> 00:11:10,971 all red flags, Di. 270 00:11:11,038 --> 00:11:12,873 - Okay, let's not jump to conclusions. 271 00:11:12,940 --> 00:11:14,241 Eva's a very smart girl. 272 00:11:14,308 --> 00:11:16,410 - Yes, but she's also incredibly sweet 273 00:11:16,477 --> 00:11:18,045 and she wears her heart on her sleeve. 274 00:11:18,112 --> 00:11:19,813 She's always been classic nark bait. 275 00:11:19,880 --> 00:11:20,881 - Nark bait? 276 00:11:20,948 --> 00:11:22,883 - Hey, read my book. 277 00:11:24,685 --> 00:11:27,254 - Oh shit, Theo's a doctor. 278 00:11:27,321 --> 00:11:28,222 That's good, right? 279 00:11:28,289 --> 00:11:30,090 - No, that's worse than I thought. 280 00:11:30,157 --> 00:11:31,892 You ever heard of the God complex? 281 00:11:31,959 --> 00:11:34,028 - Okay, well then let's look at Eva's page. 282 00:11:34,094 --> 00:11:36,130 See if she's posted about Theo. 283 00:11:36,197 --> 00:11:38,799 They're like catalog models, my God. 284 00:11:38,866 --> 00:11:40,401 Aw, look at you. 285 00:11:41,435 --> 00:11:44,171 (gentle music) 286 00:11:45,306 --> 00:11:47,474 - [Judy] No, no, no. 287 00:11:47,542 --> 00:11:50,177 (gentle music) 288 00:11:53,948 --> 00:11:56,483 (book clanks) 289 00:11:57,586 --> 00:11:59,787 - Well, that escalated quickly. 290 00:11:59,853 --> 00:12:01,155 You can't just barge in on Eva 291 00:12:01,222 --> 00:12:02,790 and yell nark at the top of the Hollywood sign. 292 00:12:02,856 --> 00:12:03,891 - Well, something like that. 293 00:12:03,958 --> 00:12:05,292 - What about your classes? 294 00:12:06,427 --> 00:12:08,028 - Ben. Ben can take care of them. 295 00:12:08,095 --> 00:12:10,599 - This is not a good idea. 296 00:12:10,665 --> 00:12:11,966 Eva is in love. 297 00:12:12,032 --> 00:12:14,502 If you go all Judy on her, she'll cut you off. 298 00:12:14,569 --> 00:12:16,170 - All Judy? 299 00:12:16,237 --> 00:12:18,973 - Sorry, I know you mean well. 300 00:12:19,039 --> 00:12:20,908 Isn't Eva coming here anyway at the end of the semester 301 00:12:20,975 --> 00:12:22,376 for the show? 302 00:12:22,443 --> 00:12:23,944 Come on, you could just check him out then. 303 00:12:25,479 --> 00:12:27,014 - She needs me. 304 00:12:27,081 --> 00:12:29,883 - Okay, okay, well fucking Bon Boyage. 305 00:12:29,950 --> 00:12:31,686 - Okay, who's texting you? 306 00:12:31,785 --> 00:12:32,753 I feel it. 307 00:12:32,820 --> 00:12:33,954 - No one. 308 00:12:34,021 --> 00:12:34,822 - Is that Lauren? - No. 309 00:12:34,888 --> 00:12:36,323 No, yes, yes, yes, okay? 310 00:12:36,390 --> 00:12:37,958 She just wants a chance to explain. 311 00:12:38,025 --> 00:12:39,026 - No, she wants to lure you back 312 00:12:39,093 --> 00:12:40,194 with some kind of sob story. 313 00:12:40,261 --> 00:12:41,295 You've gotta go gray rock on her. 314 00:12:41,362 --> 00:12:43,097 - What? - Zero emotions back. 315 00:12:43,163 --> 00:12:46,300 Block her, delete her for God's sake like I told you, okay? 316 00:12:46,367 --> 00:12:47,101 You can do it. 317 00:12:47,167 --> 00:12:48,603 - I don't think I can do it. 318 00:12:48,670 --> 00:12:49,571 I can't do it. 319 00:12:50,070 --> 00:12:51,438 What? - You're addicted. 320 00:12:51,506 --> 00:12:52,973 - Hey, hey, give me my phone. - Come with me. 321 00:12:53,040 --> 00:12:54,041 Getting away will be still good for you. 322 00:12:54,108 --> 00:12:55,476 Come on, trust me. - No. 323 00:12:55,543 --> 00:12:58,580 - It's going to be good for you, I promise. 324 00:12:58,647 --> 00:13:00,080 Come, come. 325 00:13:00,147 --> 00:13:02,049 - Fuck it, I'm at rock bottom anyway. 326 00:13:03,384 --> 00:13:04,485 (bouncy music) 327 00:13:04,552 --> 00:13:06,020 Hey, can we at least pick up some clothes? 328 00:13:06,086 --> 00:13:11,091 ♪ So enchanting in every way ♪ 329 00:13:12,960 --> 00:13:17,998 ♪ It's ever lasting every day ♪ 330 00:13:20,000 --> 00:13:25,039 ♪ Sweet obsession, rose bouquet ♪ 331 00:13:27,241 --> 00:13:32,279 ♪ Oh, it's heaven or so they say ♪ 332 00:13:34,649 --> 00:13:40,287 ♪ I wouldn't mind ♪ 333 00:13:40,354 --> 00:13:43,857 ♪ Are these songs just telling ♪ 334 00:13:43,924 --> 00:13:46,594 ♪ Plain old lies ♪ 335 00:13:46,661 --> 00:13:50,665 ♪ Because that's everything I know about love ♪ 336 00:13:50,732 --> 00:13:54,101 (gentle upbeat music) 337 00:13:54,168 --> 00:13:57,404 ♪ Everything I know about love ♪ 338 00:13:57,471 --> 00:13:58,807 - Here goes nothing. 339 00:13:58,872 --> 00:14:00,174 - Nothing like a red eye. 340 00:14:02,577 --> 00:14:05,079 - Good can listen to the GPS. - It wasn't that bad. 341 00:14:05,145 --> 00:14:06,681 Okay, never trust the GPS. 342 00:14:06,748 --> 00:14:09,917 It's always misleading us. 343 00:14:09,983 --> 00:14:11,919 Oh God, I hope she has a coffee machine. 344 00:14:11,985 --> 00:14:13,354 Just grind the beans and I'll snort it. 345 00:14:13,420 --> 00:14:14,988 - [Judy] Hope she has a toothbrush. 346 00:14:15,055 --> 00:14:16,256 - Oh, I forgot mine too. 347 00:14:16,323 --> 00:14:18,258 - Oh, I meant for you, yeah. 348 00:14:19,059 --> 00:14:21,895 (gentle music) 349 00:14:23,765 --> 00:14:26,900 ♪ Captivating ♪ 350 00:14:26,967 --> 00:14:29,403 ♪ Angel eyes ♪ 351 00:14:31,706 --> 00:14:33,974 - Okay. (door knocks) 352 00:14:34,041 --> 00:14:36,377 ♪ Butterflies ♪ 353 00:14:38,379 --> 00:14:39,480 - Is she home? 354 00:14:41,115 --> 00:14:44,451 ♪ Prove to me ♪ (door knocks) 355 00:14:44,519 --> 00:14:47,254 - Shall we get that? - No, they'll go away. 356 00:14:47,321 --> 00:14:49,557 (Eva chuckles) (door knocks) 357 00:14:49,624 --> 00:14:51,526 - [Judy] Eva, are you home? 358 00:14:51,593 --> 00:14:52,527 - Oh my God, my mother. 359 00:14:52,594 --> 00:14:54,829 - What? - Oh my God, it's my mother. 360 00:14:54,895 --> 00:14:55,963 Oh my God. 361 00:14:56,765 --> 00:14:57,866 (gentle music) 362 00:14:57,931 --> 00:15:00,134 Okay, you've gotta get outta here. 363 00:15:00,200 --> 00:15:01,201 - But I wanna meet your mother. 364 00:15:01,268 --> 00:15:02,436 - Not like this, you don't. 365 00:15:02,504 --> 00:15:04,104 Go, go, go. - Wait, wait, I can't 366 00:15:04,171 --> 00:15:06,775 get out naked like this. - Out the back door, go, go. 367 00:15:06,841 --> 00:15:07,908 - Eva. 368 00:15:08,877 --> 00:15:11,311 Oh, surprise. - Oh my God, hi. 369 00:15:12,146 --> 00:15:14,181 (Judy and Diane chuckle) 370 00:15:14,248 --> 00:15:15,449 Hi. 371 00:15:15,517 --> 00:15:17,351 - Well, you artsy. 372 00:15:17,418 --> 00:15:19,019 - Come on in. - All right. 373 00:15:19,086 --> 00:15:21,021 Barefoot, that's how they do it here. 374 00:15:22,122 --> 00:15:23,223 - Hey. - Hey. 375 00:15:23,290 --> 00:15:26,293 - Hello my, oh. - Hi, mom. 376 00:15:26,360 --> 00:15:27,595 - [Judy] Oh, what were you doing? 377 00:15:27,662 --> 00:15:30,130 Looks like you're up to something fun. 378 00:15:30,197 --> 00:15:31,398 - Sorta, yeah. 379 00:15:35,469 --> 00:15:36,403 - [Judy] Wow. 380 00:15:38,506 --> 00:15:40,374 - I think that'll be the piece I submit for the show. 381 00:15:40,441 --> 00:15:41,609 She's still a work in progress. 382 00:15:41,676 --> 00:15:43,310 - [Diane] It's really incredible, Eva. 383 00:15:43,377 --> 00:15:45,479 - And she reminds me so much of- 384 00:15:45,547 --> 00:15:47,314 - Of that sweet girl we saw in Pont Neuf. 385 00:15:47,381 --> 00:15:49,183 - Yes, yes. - Yeah. 386 00:15:49,249 --> 00:15:50,585 - You remember? - Yeah. 387 00:15:50,652 --> 00:15:51,653 I mean, it's not every day you get surprised 388 00:15:51,719 --> 00:15:53,187 with the trip to Paris. 389 00:15:53,253 --> 00:15:55,989 - No, well, it's not every day that you get accepted 390 00:15:56,056 --> 00:16:00,795 to one of the most prestigious arts programs in the country. 391 00:16:00,862 --> 00:16:02,664 I'm just so proud of you. 392 00:16:03,832 --> 00:16:05,466 So proud of you. 393 00:16:05,533 --> 00:16:06,333 So proud of you. 394 00:16:06,400 --> 00:16:08,101 So proud of you, so proud of you. 395 00:16:08,168 --> 00:16:09,236 - So proud. 396 00:16:10,538 --> 00:16:12,272 - Does this display sentimentality 397 00:16:12,339 --> 00:16:14,509 mean you're gonna tell me why you're really here? 398 00:16:16,443 --> 00:16:17,579 - Yes. 399 00:16:17,645 --> 00:16:21,081 Well, I was tired, I needed a break. 400 00:16:21,148 --> 00:16:22,884 - Break, you're on spring break. 401 00:16:22,951 --> 00:16:24,284 - Spring break. - Spring break. 402 00:16:24,351 --> 00:16:25,285 - Diane had never been here before. 403 00:16:25,352 --> 00:16:26,721 - I've never been to LA. 404 00:16:26,788 --> 00:16:28,656 We needed a break, so I thought I'd check out 405 00:16:28,723 --> 00:16:30,859 the Gold Coast kind of. - Right, okay. 406 00:16:30,925 --> 00:16:33,026 I love you, mom, but I also know you. 407 00:16:33,093 --> 00:16:34,495 - I know. - And I know 408 00:16:34,562 --> 00:16:36,163 that I didn't always listen growing up, 409 00:16:36,230 --> 00:16:38,398 but I promise you that some stuff got through. 410 00:16:38,465 --> 00:16:40,334 Like I understand, I understand we got engaged 411 00:16:40,400 --> 00:16:43,070 really quickly and you're probably freaking out in all, 412 00:16:43,136 --> 00:16:45,807 you know, red flag, Eva. 413 00:16:45,874 --> 00:16:47,241 - Oh. - oh that's good. 414 00:16:47,307 --> 00:16:50,143 - Thank you, but I don't know, 415 00:16:50,210 --> 00:16:51,980 Theo's not like that. 416 00:16:52,045 --> 00:16:53,480 I promise, he's... 417 00:16:55,817 --> 00:16:57,150 He's incredible. 418 00:16:57,217 --> 00:17:00,354 He's a doctor and he loves his family 419 00:17:00,420 --> 00:17:01,856 and his dad was a diplomat. 420 00:17:01,923 --> 00:17:03,457 So he's lived all over the world 421 00:17:03,525 --> 00:17:06,861 and he knows everything about art and books and films 422 00:17:06,928 --> 00:17:08,830 and I don't know. 423 00:17:08,897 --> 00:17:12,332 I've tried to find a flaw, I swear, but I can't. 424 00:17:12,399 --> 00:17:13,902 Even his sweat smells good. 425 00:17:13,968 --> 00:17:15,435 - Yummy. 426 00:17:15,503 --> 00:17:16,804 - Look, if you're here to try to talk me out of it, 427 00:17:16,871 --> 00:17:18,506 you might as well turn around and go back home. 428 00:17:18,573 --> 00:17:22,677 - No, I'm here to meet this non-odorous man 429 00:17:22,744 --> 00:17:24,211 that's stolen your heart. 430 00:17:24,278 --> 00:17:25,747 When can I meet him? 431 00:17:25,813 --> 00:17:26,714 - I don't know. 432 00:17:26,781 --> 00:17:27,749 - You don't know? 433 00:17:27,815 --> 00:17:29,116 - Well, are you gonna be nice? 434 00:17:29,182 --> 00:17:30,718 - When am I not nice? 435 00:17:30,785 --> 00:17:33,453 - Tyler, who I went backpacking in Europe with. 436 00:17:33,521 --> 00:17:34,956 - Oh, who? - No, Tyler. 437 00:17:35,023 --> 00:17:36,558 He's the marine biologist. - This is not registering 438 00:17:36,624 --> 00:17:39,192 - Tyler. - Tyler up in Monterey. 439 00:17:39,259 --> 00:17:41,061 This guy, we dated almost a year. 440 00:17:41,128 --> 00:17:42,095 - Oh, that guy. 441 00:17:42,162 --> 00:17:44,364 The guy who says irregardless. 442 00:17:45,767 --> 00:17:50,505 Well, I'm here, so yeah, I'm going to meet Theo, right? 443 00:17:54,042 --> 00:17:55,242 - Okay, okay. - Okay? 444 00:17:56,611 --> 00:17:58,046 Okay. - You'll get to see 445 00:17:58,111 --> 00:17:59,547 just what kind of a guy he really is. 446 00:18:00,447 --> 00:18:01,816 - [Judy] Guys a fucking nark. 447 00:18:01,883 --> 00:18:03,785 - [Diane] You haven't even met him yet. 448 00:18:03,851 --> 00:18:05,385 What do you have, narkdar or something? 449 00:18:05,452 --> 00:18:07,154 There were no red flags. 450 00:18:07,220 --> 00:18:08,455 Eva said nothing bad about him. 451 00:18:08,523 --> 00:18:10,324 - Yeah, but I know my daughter 452 00:18:10,390 --> 00:18:12,060 and she's deep in the idealization phase. 453 00:18:12,125 --> 00:18:13,928 That's where everything's perfect and they're perfect 454 00:18:13,995 --> 00:18:16,330 and you're perfect and can't keep your hands off each other. 455 00:18:16,396 --> 00:18:17,765 Sex morning, noon, night. 456 00:18:17,832 --> 00:18:19,000 - That sounds so fun. 457 00:18:19,067 --> 00:18:20,434 - Yeah, well, it is fun. 458 00:18:20,500 --> 00:18:22,070 - It's the honeymoon phase, isn't that normal? 459 00:18:22,135 --> 00:18:24,706 - No, no, no because as soon as you're not perfect anymore, 460 00:18:24,772 --> 00:18:26,106 that's when they move into phase two. 461 00:18:26,173 --> 00:18:27,240 - Phase two? 462 00:18:27,307 --> 00:18:28,576 - They devalue you. 463 00:18:29,978 --> 00:18:31,713 They gaslight you, go cold on you, lie to you, 464 00:18:31,779 --> 00:18:33,848 and when you beg them for a shred of truth, 465 00:18:33,915 --> 00:18:35,148 then they say you're crazy. 466 00:18:35,215 --> 00:18:36,684 - Oh, I hate that. - Yeah, the old, 467 00:18:36,751 --> 00:18:37,952 you're crazy lady thing. 468 00:18:38,019 --> 00:18:39,754 And then that goes on and on 469 00:18:39,821 --> 00:18:41,756 until you do something totally bananas, 470 00:18:41,823 --> 00:18:44,491 like spy on them or go through their mail 471 00:18:44,559 --> 00:18:46,293 or accuse them of being in the mafia 472 00:18:46,360 --> 00:18:48,228 and that's what triggers phase three, discard. 473 00:18:48,295 --> 00:18:49,396 - And that is? 474 00:18:49,463 --> 00:18:50,798 - Oh, what it sounds like, 475 00:18:50,865 --> 00:18:54,602 you get thrown out like yesterday's garbage. 476 00:18:54,669 --> 00:18:57,170 - Damn, you really think Theo is like that? 477 00:18:58,773 --> 00:19:01,475 (Julie hums) 478 00:19:01,542 --> 00:19:03,611 - Hello, my daughter just 479 00:19:03,678 --> 00:19:06,047 booked us two rooms - Oh nice. 480 00:19:06,114 --> 00:19:07,447 - [Judie] under Kaplan. 481 00:19:09,416 --> 00:19:10,618 - [Sam] What brings you out west? 482 00:19:10,685 --> 00:19:13,621 - [Diane] Oh, just a little R and R. 483 00:19:14,756 --> 00:19:17,224 - Well, you came to the right place. 484 00:19:17,290 --> 00:19:20,360 Oh, my boss, the owner. 485 00:19:20,427 --> 00:19:21,629 He's the sweetest man. 486 00:19:26,000 --> 00:19:26,901 - I'm sure. 487 00:19:26,968 --> 00:19:28,703 - Yeah, well, not my type. 488 00:19:28,770 --> 00:19:31,338 Ugh, for you, my friend here might- 489 00:19:31,405 --> 00:19:32,607 - My heart breaks for him. 490 00:19:32,674 --> 00:19:34,374 He lost his wife a couple years ago. 491 00:19:34,441 --> 00:19:36,744 - Oh, how'd he lose her? 492 00:19:36,811 --> 00:19:37,444 Push her off a cliff? 493 00:19:37,512 --> 00:19:39,647 - Judy. - Pardon? 494 00:19:39,714 --> 00:19:41,481 - Oh, sorry, you'll have to excuse my friend. 495 00:19:41,549 --> 00:19:45,285 She's hasn't had her meds. 496 00:19:45,352 --> 00:19:46,420 - Thank you. 497 00:19:47,421 --> 00:19:48,488 - Right down the hallway. 498 00:19:48,556 --> 00:19:50,323 - Di. - Don't worry, 499 00:19:50,390 --> 00:19:52,160 it's just the nark support group chat 500 00:19:52,225 --> 00:19:53,493 with Barb from statistics. 501 00:19:53,561 --> 00:19:54,929 - [Judy] No, contacting Lauren. 502 00:19:54,996 --> 00:19:57,965 - [Diane] I'm not gonna send any sexy texty, okay? 503 00:19:58,032 --> 00:19:59,332 I forgot my ring light. 504 00:19:59,399 --> 00:20:03,203 - Yes, no photos to that soul sucking vampire. 505 00:20:03,270 --> 00:20:04,404 Hey, you know, vampire literature 506 00:20:04,471 --> 00:20:06,473 was all based on narcissism? 507 00:20:06,541 --> 00:20:09,409 An extremely seductive stranger brings you close 508 00:20:09,476 --> 00:20:11,079 only to suck the life out of you. 509 00:20:11,145 --> 00:20:13,213 You didn't know that, did you? 510 00:20:13,280 --> 00:20:14,682 - Oh. - Now you do. 511 00:20:14,749 --> 00:20:16,984 - [Diane] I think I'll watched Twilight tonight. 512 00:20:17,051 --> 00:20:19,687 (gentle music) 513 00:20:27,161 --> 00:20:28,696 - Ah. 514 00:20:32,567 --> 00:20:36,804 Tuscan columns and gothic windows. 515 00:20:36,871 --> 00:20:37,939 - That's modern chique. 516 00:20:39,874 --> 00:20:41,175 - It's large. 517 00:20:41,241 --> 00:20:43,511 - His grandfather used to own a lot of the property. 518 00:20:43,578 --> 00:20:44,679 He actually named him after him. 519 00:20:44,746 --> 00:20:46,714 Theodore Dante Keller the third. 520 00:20:47,849 --> 00:20:48,816 (Judy clears her throat) 521 00:20:48,883 --> 00:20:49,650 - What? He a third? 522 00:20:49,717 --> 00:20:50,551 - Oh my God, I told you that. 523 00:20:50,618 --> 00:20:52,720 - No, you did not, no. 524 00:20:52,787 --> 00:20:55,422 - Mom, please, you told me he would try. 525 00:20:55,489 --> 00:20:57,125 See what I see. 526 00:20:57,191 --> 00:20:58,425 (door click) 527 00:20:58,492 --> 00:21:00,795 - There's my girl. - Here he is, hi. 528 00:21:00,862 --> 00:21:03,497 (gentle music) 529 00:21:05,066 --> 00:21:06,466 - Judy, welcome. 530 00:21:06,534 --> 00:21:08,102 Oh come on, we're huggers here. 531 00:21:08,169 --> 00:21:09,737 Oh, I hope you don't mind. 532 00:21:09,804 --> 00:21:11,338 Aw, welcome. 533 00:21:11,404 --> 00:21:12,774 Come on in, come on in. 534 00:21:12,840 --> 00:21:15,308 - [Eva] Doesn't he smell delicious? 535 00:21:15,375 --> 00:21:16,577 - Oh, here they are. 536 00:21:17,578 --> 00:21:19,213 Judy, meet the Keller clan. 537 00:21:19,279 --> 00:21:21,249 - Oh, hello. - It's such a pleasure 538 00:21:21,314 --> 00:21:22,650 to meet you. - Yes, likewise. 539 00:21:22,717 --> 00:21:24,152 - I'm Mary. - Hail, Mary, 540 00:21:24,218 --> 00:21:25,352 I mean, hello Mary. 541 00:21:26,554 --> 00:21:27,989 - These are my daughters and their husbands. 542 00:21:28,055 --> 00:21:28,956 The whole family. 543 00:21:29,590 --> 00:21:30,858 - So you have two sisters? 544 00:21:30,925 --> 00:21:31,626 - [Theo] Yes. 545 00:21:31,692 --> 00:21:32,860 - And you're the only son. 546 00:21:32,927 --> 00:21:34,427 - The baby. - He's my special one. 547 00:21:34,494 --> 00:21:35,696 Born abroad. 548 00:21:35,763 --> 00:21:36,697 (Mary speaks in foreign language) 549 00:21:36,764 --> 00:21:39,634 That means my little prince. 550 00:21:39,700 --> 00:21:40,868 - [Judy] I know what it means. 551 00:21:40,935 --> 00:21:42,537 - Oh, honey, there's just a little. 552 00:21:42,603 --> 00:21:44,205 - What? - Oh, I don't know. 553 00:21:44,272 --> 00:21:46,541 - Oh, what? - There. 554 00:21:46,607 --> 00:21:48,776 - Thanks, mom. - There you go, all gone. 555 00:21:50,111 --> 00:21:51,378 You wanna follow me? 556 00:21:51,444 --> 00:21:54,782 Sunset's beautiful, come on, join us. 557 00:21:56,316 --> 00:21:57,417 Beautiful sunset. 558 00:21:57,484 --> 00:21:58,853 - They think they're royalty. 559 00:21:58,920 --> 00:22:01,055 The first place you look is the parents. 560 00:22:01,122 --> 00:22:04,058 They've built in a sense of entitlement from day one. 561 00:22:04,125 --> 00:22:06,326 Too much coddling is corrosive. 562 00:22:07,195 --> 00:22:09,697 (gentle music) 563 00:22:09,764 --> 00:22:13,801 (Theo sings in foreign language) 564 00:22:35,089 --> 00:22:37,390 - Eva's such a wonderful young woman. 565 00:22:37,457 --> 00:22:38,860 You must be very proud of her. 566 00:22:38,926 --> 00:22:41,461 - Oh, yes, yes. 567 00:22:42,730 --> 00:22:46,067 And Theo, your son. 568 00:22:46,133 --> 00:22:47,001 - Yes. 569 00:22:48,002 --> 00:22:50,137 - He plays the guitar. 570 00:22:50,204 --> 00:22:51,138 - He does. - Yes, yes. 571 00:22:52,640 --> 00:22:55,475 (gentle music) 572 00:23:00,480 --> 00:23:01,582 You have a lovely view. 573 00:23:01,649 --> 00:23:02,750 - Thank you. - Yeah. 574 00:23:04,151 --> 00:23:06,554 - I think it'll be perfect next month, don't you think? 575 00:23:08,322 --> 00:23:10,191 - Yeah, beautiful next month. 576 00:23:10,258 --> 00:23:11,125 Excuse me. 577 00:23:11,859 --> 00:23:13,928 - The wedding is here next month. 578 00:23:15,630 --> 00:23:16,764 But you knew that. 579 00:23:18,666 --> 00:23:20,701 (everyone applauds) 580 00:23:20,768 --> 00:23:23,905 Honey, just play one more, would you? 581 00:23:23,971 --> 00:23:25,706 - Listen to me, you don't have to do this. 582 00:23:25,773 --> 00:23:27,508 You don't have to rush into this. 583 00:23:27,575 --> 00:23:28,910 You can just wait. 584 00:23:28,976 --> 00:23:29,977 - Okay, but we don't want to, we're in love. 585 00:23:30,044 --> 00:23:31,078 We're soulmates. 586 00:23:32,113 --> 00:23:33,214 - Major red flag. 587 00:23:33,281 --> 00:23:35,349 Narcissists are always saying that soulmate 588 00:23:35,415 --> 00:23:38,552 or it's the destiny or some other kind of cosmic bullshit. 589 00:23:38,619 --> 00:23:40,588 They're really tricky. 590 00:23:40,655 --> 00:23:42,422 They take your money, they take your dignity, 591 00:23:42,489 --> 00:23:43,758 they push your boundaries. 592 00:23:43,824 --> 00:23:45,526 It's the anal sex you said you never do. 593 00:23:45,593 --> 00:23:46,761 - Maybe I like anal sex. 594 00:23:46,827 --> 00:23:48,796 - Well, no, you don't, nobody does. 595 00:23:48,863 --> 00:23:51,165 - I saw you sulking when Theo was playing guitar 596 00:23:51,232 --> 00:23:53,167 and do not think I didn't hear that comment you made 597 00:23:53,234 --> 00:23:54,602 about how much rare meat he ate. 598 00:23:54,669 --> 00:23:57,238 - Narcissists have really weird eating habits. 599 00:23:57,305 --> 00:24:00,541 We think it has to do with their left anterior insula, 600 00:24:00,608 --> 00:24:02,376 has correlates to a vitamin deficiency. 601 00:24:02,442 --> 00:24:04,979 - Do you know how insane you sound? 602 00:24:05,046 --> 00:24:07,048 - Yes, I do. - Okay, if you can't 603 00:24:07,114 --> 00:24:09,250 knock it off with all of this nark bullshit 604 00:24:09,317 --> 00:24:12,086 and just be a regular mom who is happy for me 605 00:24:12,153 --> 00:24:14,922 and watches me walk down the aisle and blows me a kiss, 606 00:24:14,989 --> 00:24:17,391 I want you to go back to New York, okay? 607 00:24:17,457 --> 00:24:18,826 - I'm not a regular mom. 608 00:24:18,893 --> 00:24:21,195 This is my version of a kiss. 609 00:24:21,262 --> 00:24:23,331 (intense bouncy music) 610 00:24:23,397 --> 00:24:24,665 - Okay, yeah, sure. 611 00:24:26,267 --> 00:24:28,102 Excuse me, Ms. Judy Kaplan. 612 00:24:28,169 --> 00:24:30,705 Excuse me, Ms. Judy Kaplan. - Oh no, no, no. 613 00:24:32,573 --> 00:24:33,874 Please don't. 614 00:24:34,508 --> 00:24:35,876 - What? 615 00:24:35,943 --> 00:24:36,811 - This. 616 00:24:37,878 --> 00:24:39,547 - I'm sorry, I don't understand. 617 00:24:39,613 --> 00:24:40,781 I'm the owner of the hotel. 618 00:24:40,848 --> 00:24:43,117 - [Judy] Oh, hello, owner. 619 00:24:43,184 --> 00:24:45,953 - Oh, see, my father once taught me that 620 00:24:46,020 --> 00:24:48,322 no matter how bad of a day you might be having, 621 00:24:48,389 --> 00:24:49,690 someone else is probably fighting 622 00:24:49,757 --> 00:24:50,658 really tough. - See, that's a line 623 00:24:50,725 --> 00:24:52,026 men like you use. 624 00:24:53,394 --> 00:24:54,996 - Men like me? 625 00:24:55,062 --> 00:24:57,765 - Good looking men who make it their hobby to prey on women. 626 00:24:57,832 --> 00:25:00,668 My father, blah, blah, blah. 627 00:25:00,735 --> 00:25:03,304 And what, do you use that line three times a week 628 00:25:03,371 --> 00:25:05,239 on three different women and they go to bed with you? 629 00:25:05,306 --> 00:25:06,674 - Wow. 630 00:25:06,741 --> 00:25:08,309 - Wow what? I'm not right? 631 00:25:08,376 --> 00:25:09,910 You're standing here, ain't you? 632 00:25:09,977 --> 00:25:12,613 - I just wanted to give you this. 633 00:25:12,680 --> 00:25:15,349 You forgot it when you checked in. 634 00:25:15,416 --> 00:25:17,251 - Oh, my license. - Yeah. 635 00:25:18,486 --> 00:25:21,789 (intense bouncy music) 636 00:25:23,624 --> 00:25:25,226 - New Yorkers. 637 00:25:25,292 --> 00:25:26,594 (gentle music) 638 00:25:26,660 --> 00:25:28,129 - [Diane] The linen is just so soft here. 639 00:25:32,366 --> 00:25:34,468 - This is your room? 640 00:25:34,535 --> 00:25:36,203 - Yeah. Nice, right? 641 00:25:37,872 --> 00:25:40,509 - That receptionist hates me. 642 00:25:40,574 --> 00:25:42,109 - Look at the balcony. 643 00:25:42,176 --> 00:25:43,811 This is my vision board. 644 00:25:43,878 --> 00:25:46,113 And I think the cows are happier here. 645 00:25:46,180 --> 00:25:47,181 Look, try this cheddar. 646 00:25:48,482 --> 00:25:49,550 Just a bite. 647 00:25:50,284 --> 00:25:52,086 What? No cheese? 648 00:25:52,153 --> 00:25:53,354 What's going on? 649 00:25:53,421 --> 00:25:54,355 You're all in your head. 650 00:25:54,422 --> 00:25:55,790 - Another part of this nightmare 651 00:25:55,856 --> 00:25:58,025 is that I keep ruminating about Edward. 652 00:25:59,160 --> 00:26:01,829 - Wait, your ex's name is Edward? 653 00:26:01,896 --> 00:26:03,197 I've never heard you say his name before. 654 00:26:03,264 --> 00:26:06,967 It's always ex-nark or nark clown 655 00:26:07,034 --> 00:26:09,670 or my personal favorite, the great destroyer. 656 00:26:09,737 --> 00:26:11,272 - Edward Xavier James the third. 657 00:26:11,338 --> 00:26:13,641 - No, he's a third? 658 00:26:13,707 --> 00:26:14,675 That's a red flag. 659 00:26:14,742 --> 00:26:15,776 - You've been reading my book. 660 00:26:15,843 --> 00:26:17,411 - Well, no contact is hard. 661 00:26:17,478 --> 00:26:19,680 I had to distract myself somehow. 662 00:26:19,747 --> 00:26:22,783 So tell me, how did you of all people 663 00:26:22,850 --> 00:26:24,251 end up with an Edward? 664 00:26:24,318 --> 00:26:27,021 - Oh, it's so typical, I don't wanna talk about it. 665 00:26:28,523 --> 00:26:31,892 I was 22 years old, I had just won the Rhodes Scholarship. 666 00:26:31,959 --> 00:26:34,261 - Okay, that's not typical, but go on. 667 00:26:34,328 --> 00:26:36,330 - One of 32 people in the United States, 668 00:26:36,397 --> 00:26:38,666 the only one from Killington, Vermont, I can tell you that. 669 00:26:38,732 --> 00:26:40,301 They threw me a parade. 670 00:26:40,367 --> 00:26:43,070 My girlfriends took me to New York to celebrate. 671 00:26:43,137 --> 00:26:45,172 We went ice skating in Prospect Park. 672 00:26:45,239 --> 00:26:46,707 I was just there with my girlfriends, 673 00:26:46,774 --> 00:26:48,342 I'm minding my own business, 674 00:26:48,409 --> 00:26:50,845 and he's staring at me like I'm some kind of arcade prize. 675 00:26:50,911 --> 00:26:52,113 He can't take his eyes off me 676 00:26:52,179 --> 00:26:54,949 and I just fell for the whole thing. 677 00:26:55,015 --> 00:26:58,319 He put my cold hand in his warm pocket, 678 00:26:58,385 --> 00:27:00,654 blew a snowflake off my eyelash. 679 00:27:00,721 --> 00:27:01,889 - Who are you? 680 00:27:01,956 --> 00:27:04,425 - Then he took us all out to dinner. 681 00:27:04,492 --> 00:27:06,360 It's complete bukkake. 682 00:27:06,427 --> 00:27:09,330 - I don't think that means what you think it means. 683 00:27:09,396 --> 00:27:12,399 - By the time I figured out who the real Edward was, 684 00:27:12,466 --> 00:27:13,834 it was too late. 685 00:27:15,570 --> 00:27:18,339 I was married, I was pregnant, I never went to Oxford, 686 00:27:18,405 --> 00:27:19,608 I never went anywhere. 687 00:27:19,673 --> 00:27:20,808 - How can you say that? 688 00:27:20,875 --> 00:27:21,942 Look at your career. 689 00:27:22,009 --> 00:27:23,844 You're a writer, a psychologist, 690 00:27:23,911 --> 00:27:25,580 a professor at a top college. 691 00:27:25,646 --> 00:27:28,782 - Doesn't matter, I gave him too many years of my life. 692 00:27:28,849 --> 00:27:30,384 - Kind of hard on yourself, Jude. 693 00:27:30,451 --> 00:27:33,154 - And this time it's my daughter and if I can't protect her. 694 00:27:33,220 --> 00:27:34,623 - Okay, just because it happened to you 695 00:27:34,688 --> 00:27:35,956 doesn't mean it's happening to her. 696 00:27:36,023 --> 00:27:37,892 - Well, I don't want her throwing her life away. 697 00:27:37,958 --> 00:27:39,126 You know what that's like. 698 00:27:40,060 --> 00:27:42,631 - Don't attack me on a balcony. 699 00:27:42,696 --> 00:27:43,632 Keep your voice down. 700 00:27:43,697 --> 00:27:44,633 - Well, you're giving her life, 701 00:27:44,698 --> 00:27:45,699 she's giving her life away. 702 00:27:45,766 --> 00:27:46,834 - [Patron] Oh, don't do that. 703 00:27:46,901 --> 00:27:49,236 - I'm just semi off focus. 704 00:27:49,303 --> 00:27:51,005 You know what, just stay out of it. 705 00:27:52,473 --> 00:27:54,775 It's fine, let's think. 706 00:27:55,876 --> 00:27:58,279 Oh, I just started reading that part 707 00:27:58,345 --> 00:28:01,182 where you talk about how narcissists can't stay faithful. 708 00:28:01,248 --> 00:28:02,349 - Yeah. 709 00:28:02,416 --> 00:28:04,285 - Well, if Theo's actually an nark, 710 00:28:04,351 --> 00:28:07,955 then Eva's gonna find something incriminating soon enough. 711 00:28:08,689 --> 00:28:11,358 - Right, right. 712 00:28:11,425 --> 00:28:13,093 We've gotta find a secondary supply. 713 00:28:13,160 --> 00:28:14,762 - What? I haven't gotten that far. 714 00:28:14,828 --> 00:28:17,231 - Narks, they have incredibly fragile egos. 715 00:28:17,298 --> 00:28:19,800 They need a steady stream of validation. 716 00:28:19,867 --> 00:28:21,468 That's their supply. 717 00:28:21,536 --> 00:28:24,338 So Eva is his primary supply, 718 00:28:24,405 --> 00:28:26,941 that means he must have a secondary supply 719 00:28:27,007 --> 00:28:28,976 around another woman. 720 00:28:30,244 --> 00:28:33,414 - Wait, so that's all I was to Lauren? 721 00:28:33,480 --> 00:28:35,849 Her secondary supply. 722 00:28:35,916 --> 00:28:37,751 - Yep, that's all you were. 723 00:28:39,954 --> 00:28:43,123 Oh, no, no, no, you're incredibly special. 724 00:28:43,190 --> 00:28:46,528 You are so brilliant and you have incredible fashion sense. 725 00:28:46,595 --> 00:28:47,795 Look at those shoes. 726 00:28:47,861 --> 00:28:49,029 - Well, it's a pop of color. 727 00:28:49,096 --> 00:28:50,497 I'm good at what I do. 728 00:28:50,565 --> 00:28:52,099 - Well, I hope they're ready to hit the pavement 729 00:28:52,166 --> 00:28:53,734 so we get some dirt on Theo. 730 00:28:53,801 --> 00:28:55,269 - Wait, we're not gonna stalk him. 731 00:28:55,336 --> 00:28:57,004 - Gonna stalk him. 732 00:28:57,071 --> 00:28:58,339 - We're stalking Theo, okay. 733 00:29:00,441 --> 00:29:01,742 Let me change 734 00:29:01,809 --> 00:29:04,311 (bouncy music) 735 00:29:11,485 --> 00:29:13,387 - [Judy] There he is. 736 00:29:13,454 --> 00:29:15,055 - Well, yeah, he looks like a real ass hole. 737 00:29:15,122 --> 00:29:17,825 - Yeah, well, it's an act. 738 00:29:17,891 --> 00:29:19,059 - What do you think this is? 739 00:29:19,126 --> 00:29:20,094 We are the ones acting here. 740 00:29:20,160 --> 00:29:21,696 - Oh, Mr. Do Gooder nark, huh? 741 00:29:21,762 --> 00:29:23,197 - There's different kinds now? 742 00:29:23,264 --> 00:29:25,266 - Well, I could get into the clinical names, 743 00:29:25,332 --> 00:29:28,035 but this type likes to rescue all the puppies. 744 00:29:28,102 --> 00:29:30,404 There's the schwartzenegger nark obsessed with their bodies, 745 00:29:30,471 --> 00:29:32,507 there's Broadway nark whos talent's gone to his head, 746 00:29:32,574 --> 00:29:34,074 there's the know it all nark 747 00:29:34,141 --> 00:29:35,510 think they're the smartest person in the room 748 00:29:35,577 --> 00:29:37,244 and they all need their supply. 749 00:29:37,978 --> 00:29:40,582 Oh, look at this. 750 00:29:40,649 --> 00:29:44,018 He's going to get hit off of flirting with a nurse. 751 00:29:44,084 --> 00:29:45,119 - [Diane] He's being very professional. 752 00:29:45,185 --> 00:29:46,420 - I saw a little something. 753 00:29:46,487 --> 00:29:48,322 He could have a whole harem of supply. 754 00:29:48,389 --> 00:29:49,823 - [Diane] A harem, what is this? The crucible? 755 00:29:49,890 --> 00:29:51,660 - What? 756 00:29:51,726 --> 00:29:52,860 Wrong reference, babe. 757 00:29:52,926 --> 00:29:54,061 Keep eyes on him. 758 00:29:55,095 --> 00:29:58,032 (gentle intense music) 759 00:29:58,098 --> 00:30:00,635 Oh, secondary supply alert, secondary. 760 00:30:00,702 --> 00:30:03,070 - What? 761 00:30:03,137 --> 00:30:04,838 - You take this one. 762 00:30:04,905 --> 00:30:06,106 - It's Eva. 763 00:30:06,173 --> 00:30:08,842 - It's Eva? - It's Eva. 764 00:30:08,909 --> 00:30:10,712 - It's not Eva. - It's Eva, look. 765 00:30:10,779 --> 00:30:12,446 - It's Eva? 766 00:30:12,514 --> 00:30:13,748 - Okay, you know what? 767 00:30:13,814 --> 00:30:15,550 It's not too late to actually go do something fun. 768 00:30:15,617 --> 00:30:18,218 Like, I kinda wanted to go see where they filmed "Jaws". 769 00:30:18,852 --> 00:30:19,920 I need to pee. 770 00:30:22,256 --> 00:30:23,891 - Look at that body language. 771 00:30:23,957 --> 00:30:25,993 Do you see how he's lording over her? 772 00:30:26,060 --> 00:30:28,062 - Lording? He has his arm around her. 773 00:30:28,128 --> 00:30:29,096 - No, but do you see how it's draped? 774 00:30:29,163 --> 00:30:30,532 And it's like he owns her. 775 00:30:30,598 --> 00:30:31,899 The next thing you know, it's gonna be controlling 776 00:30:31,965 --> 00:30:33,601 her every thought, her every move. 777 00:30:34,602 --> 00:30:37,304 (gentle music) 778 00:30:46,013 --> 00:30:48,248 - Lauren used to kiss me like that. 779 00:30:48,315 --> 00:30:50,951 Her lips were like hot little pillows. 780 00:30:51,952 --> 00:30:53,020 - Yeah. 781 00:30:54,789 --> 00:30:56,090 "50 Shades of Gray" nark. 782 00:30:56,156 --> 00:30:57,458 - [Diane] Oh my God, how many kinds are there? 783 00:30:57,525 --> 00:30:58,660 - [Judy] Two please. 784 00:30:58,727 --> 00:31:00,260 - [Diane] What's a "50 Shades of Gray" nark? 785 00:31:00,327 --> 00:31:02,564 - You know the kind who obsess over your body 786 00:31:02,630 --> 00:31:04,898 and then they become pathologically jealous 787 00:31:04,965 --> 00:31:07,201 of anyone or anything that comes near you. 788 00:31:08,469 --> 00:31:10,739 You become their blow up doll of possibilities 789 00:31:10,805 --> 00:31:14,007 until your nether regions become so sore and raw, 790 00:31:14,074 --> 00:31:16,143 you can't even sit down. 791 00:31:16,210 --> 00:31:20,080 Or conversely, the kind to make all these promises to you 792 00:31:20,147 --> 00:31:21,649 and how great it's going to be. 793 00:31:21,716 --> 00:31:23,551 You get in bed with them and it's cold and it's weird 794 00:31:23,618 --> 00:31:24,819 because they have an intimacy problem 795 00:31:24,885 --> 00:31:26,286 and a really nasty porn habit. 796 00:31:26,353 --> 00:31:28,389 The only person they can have sex with is themselves. 797 00:31:28,455 --> 00:31:32,226 - Judy, not everyone who falls in love fast is a nark. 798 00:31:32,292 --> 00:31:33,427 There's plenty of warm-hearted, 799 00:31:33,494 --> 00:31:36,163 hopeless romantic souls out there. 800 00:31:36,230 --> 00:31:37,665 Like my uncle Mike and aunt Roe. 801 00:31:37,732 --> 00:31:39,634 They literally met sitting next to each other 802 00:31:39,701 --> 00:31:40,934 on a cross country flight. 803 00:31:41,001 --> 00:31:43,437 By the time they landed, they were engaged 804 00:31:43,505 --> 00:31:45,205 and also banned by Delta 805 00:31:45,272 --> 00:31:46,641 'cause of what they did in the lavatory, 806 00:31:46,708 --> 00:31:48,242 that's a whole nother story. 807 00:31:48,308 --> 00:31:51,078 The point is, they've been happily married for 45 years. 808 00:31:51,145 --> 00:31:52,814 - It is really a beautiful exception. 809 00:31:52,881 --> 00:31:54,415 - Not an exception. 810 00:31:54,481 --> 00:31:58,018 Just nice caring people who wanna find someone to love. 811 00:31:58,085 --> 00:31:59,386 - But Theo isn't one of them. 812 00:32:01,088 --> 00:32:02,489 - How can you be so sure, Judy? 813 00:32:02,557 --> 00:32:04,626 Honestly, when you're so outta practice. 814 00:32:04,692 --> 00:32:05,794 - Oh, thank you. 815 00:32:05,860 --> 00:32:06,761 What's that supposed to mean? 816 00:32:06,828 --> 00:32:07,762 - You heard me. 817 00:32:07,829 --> 00:32:09,062 Okay, you're such an authority, 818 00:32:09,129 --> 00:32:10,998 when was the last time you, you know? 819 00:32:11,064 --> 00:32:12,132 - I what? 820 00:32:17,605 --> 00:32:19,973 Oh my God, was it the lit professor with the bushy mustache 821 00:32:20,040 --> 00:32:21,576 at last year's holiday potluck? 822 00:32:23,110 --> 00:32:24,411 - Hmm. - What? 823 00:32:24,478 --> 00:32:25,946 - They're breaking off, they're breaking off. 824 00:32:26,013 --> 00:32:28,048 - It was, well, does the carpet match the drapes? 825 00:32:36,390 --> 00:32:39,092 - Okay, this is not his house. 826 00:32:39,159 --> 00:32:40,929 - Really? - No. 827 00:32:40,994 --> 00:32:42,062 Come on. 828 00:32:45,065 --> 00:32:46,768 (car door bangs) 829 00:32:46,835 --> 00:32:50,204 (gentle intense music) 830 00:32:52,973 --> 00:32:54,341 Oh shit. 831 00:32:54,408 --> 00:32:55,610 Oh my God, there's someone there with him. 832 00:32:55,677 --> 00:32:57,545 You see the second shadow? 833 00:32:57,612 --> 00:32:58,947 - [Diane] Is that a man or a woman? 834 00:32:59,012 --> 00:33:00,247 - I dunno, what difference does it make? 835 00:33:00,314 --> 00:33:02,817 I can't see shit, that's a frosted glass. 836 00:33:02,884 --> 00:33:03,852 - Frosted glass. 837 00:33:03,918 --> 00:33:05,319 - Gimme your shoe. - What? 838 00:33:06,086 --> 00:33:07,254 What? Okay. 839 00:33:08,188 --> 00:33:09,624 - Come on. 840 00:33:09,691 --> 00:33:11,391 - What are you doing? - One, two, three, go. 841 00:33:11,458 --> 00:33:13,761 (intense music) 842 00:33:13,828 --> 00:33:14,963 (window bangs) 843 00:33:15,028 --> 00:33:16,531 - [Diane] Oh my God, oh my God, God. 844 00:33:17,699 --> 00:33:20,467 (intense music) 845 00:33:23,671 --> 00:33:24,539 Who is that? 846 00:33:26,273 --> 00:33:27,509 Is that one of his sisters? 847 00:33:27,575 --> 00:33:30,143 - No, that's not one of his sisters. 848 00:33:30,210 --> 00:33:33,615 (gentle intense music) 849 00:33:33,681 --> 00:33:34,549 Oh. 850 00:33:39,888 --> 00:33:40,755 - Damn. 851 00:33:41,623 --> 00:33:42,891 - [Judy] His supply, Di. 852 00:33:42,957 --> 00:33:45,492 (camera clicks) 853 00:33:47,862 --> 00:33:49,396 (sprinklers rustle) 854 00:33:49,463 --> 00:33:52,366 - Jesus, this is embarrassing and you owe me a new shoe. 855 00:33:55,369 --> 00:33:58,773 - I'm completely shocked. 856 00:33:58,840 --> 00:34:00,140 - [Judy] Me too, me too. 857 00:34:00,207 --> 00:34:02,309 - No, mom, I'm shocked that you would stoop 858 00:34:02,376 --> 00:34:03,778 to something like this. 859 00:34:03,845 --> 00:34:05,680 - [Judy] Wait, what should I have done? 860 00:34:05,747 --> 00:34:08,081 - I don't know, go home like I asked, 861 00:34:08,148 --> 00:34:10,952 not spy on my fiance and his friends. 862 00:34:11,019 --> 00:34:12,185 - [Judy] So you know that woman? 863 00:34:12,252 --> 00:34:14,087 - Of course I do. 864 00:34:14,154 --> 00:34:15,322 - [Judy] I know when you're lying. 865 00:34:15,389 --> 00:34:16,891 I can smell it through the phone. 866 00:34:16,958 --> 00:34:20,695 - All right, fine, but he's friends with lots of women. 867 00:34:20,762 --> 00:34:22,931 - [Judy] Friends, they don't meet up in strange apartments 868 00:34:22,997 --> 00:34:25,132 and just play with their scarves. 869 00:34:25,198 --> 00:34:26,935 - Mom, I trust him. 870 00:34:27,001 --> 00:34:28,503 - [Judy] Why are you so stubborn? 871 00:34:28,570 --> 00:34:31,305 - Oh my God, you're the one who's being stubborn here. 872 00:34:36,443 --> 00:34:38,546 - I'm not stubborn, I'm right. 873 00:34:39,881 --> 00:34:41,583 - Holy shit, holy shit, Judy, 874 00:34:43,183 --> 00:34:44,552 they were engaged. 875 00:34:46,453 --> 00:34:47,487 Simone? 876 00:34:48,723 --> 00:34:50,892 - The dumb dumb forgot to delete the evidence. 877 00:34:50,959 --> 00:34:54,929 Oh, oh, you just can't keep track of details, nark, 878 00:34:54,996 --> 00:34:55,930 can you? 879 00:34:55,997 --> 00:34:58,432 Memory connected to compassion, 880 00:34:58,498 --> 00:34:59,968 connected to that part of your brain 881 00:35:00,034 --> 00:35:02,570 that is so withered and small. 882 00:35:04,572 --> 00:35:06,473 Look how many times he changed his profile photo. 883 00:35:06,541 --> 00:35:08,543 - [Diane] Wait, this was three years ago. 884 00:35:08,610 --> 00:35:10,645 - Doesn't matter, he's still a serial engager. 885 00:35:10,712 --> 00:35:11,913 - We gotta stop. 886 00:35:11,980 --> 00:35:14,114 There has to be a logical explanation for this. 887 00:35:14,181 --> 00:35:15,315 - I'm calling her back. 888 00:35:15,382 --> 00:35:18,052 Oh, it's called triangulation. 889 00:35:18,118 --> 00:35:22,090 Not the triangle down there, the triangle up here. 890 00:35:22,155 --> 00:35:25,325 It's when a nark pits you in a triangle of attention 891 00:35:25,392 --> 00:35:26,828 with someone else. 892 00:35:26,894 --> 00:35:28,763 - You didn't tell me that you were engaged. 893 00:35:29,831 --> 00:35:31,298 - Naturally, it makes you competitive. 894 00:35:31,365 --> 00:35:32,834 Who's smarter? Who's sexier? 895 00:35:32,900 --> 00:35:35,268 Who's more successful? 896 00:35:35,335 --> 00:35:36,604 Makes you doubt your worth. 897 00:35:37,772 --> 00:35:39,674 - But I did tell you 898 00:35:39,741 --> 00:35:40,842 - No you didn't. 899 00:35:40,908 --> 00:35:42,476 - Yes, we were at the little Italian place 900 00:35:42,543 --> 00:35:44,779 the first week we met, remember? 901 00:35:44,846 --> 00:35:46,848 We talked about our past relationships 902 00:35:46,914 --> 00:35:49,684 and you told me about Tyler and I told you about Simone. 903 00:35:51,052 --> 00:35:52,219 - I don't remember that. 904 00:35:52,285 --> 00:35:53,855 - Babe, you just forgot. 905 00:35:53,921 --> 00:35:55,489 - Theo, I wouldn't forget something like that. 906 00:35:55,556 --> 00:35:57,457 I wouldn't forget that you had been engaged. 907 00:35:57,525 --> 00:35:59,761 - Eva, I swear we talked about this. 908 00:36:01,361 --> 00:36:02,630 You don't believe me? 909 00:36:02,697 --> 00:36:04,331 - Don't you believe it for a second! 910 00:36:04,398 --> 00:36:06,668 That's gaslighting, my friend. 911 00:36:08,569 --> 00:36:10,071 - You're needed inside, doctor. 912 00:36:10,138 --> 00:36:11,105 - Yes, I'll be right there. 913 00:36:11,171 --> 00:36:12,239 Thank you. 914 00:36:15,242 --> 00:36:18,046 Look, Eva, I'm an open book. 915 00:36:18,112 --> 00:36:19,947 Do you wanna go through my phone? 916 00:36:20,014 --> 00:36:21,481 I don't even have a password. 917 00:36:21,549 --> 00:36:22,950 - No, of course not. 918 00:36:23,017 --> 00:36:25,987 I'm sorry, I don't know why I didn't remember 919 00:36:26,054 --> 00:36:27,722 about you and Simone. 920 00:36:27,789 --> 00:36:31,491 - Well, you're not very good at remembering things, are you? 921 00:36:31,559 --> 00:36:33,628 Hey, hey, I'm kidding. 922 00:36:33,695 --> 00:36:37,765 No, I love you that you came here for this. 923 00:36:37,832 --> 00:36:40,668 You're adorable when you're jealous. 924 00:36:42,436 --> 00:36:43,838 I have to go, I'll see you later. 925 00:36:43,905 --> 00:36:45,673 I love you, okay? - I love you too. 926 00:36:53,614 --> 00:36:56,918 (gentle intense music) 927 00:37:01,556 --> 00:37:03,323 I can't believe I'm doing this. 928 00:37:03,390 --> 00:37:06,694 (gentle intense music) 929 00:37:08,162 --> 00:37:09,229 - Yeah. 930 00:37:10,230 --> 00:37:12,700 (Eva yells) 931 00:37:15,636 --> 00:37:17,071 - Huh? 932 00:37:17,138 --> 00:37:19,807 (gentle intense music) 933 00:37:19,874 --> 00:37:20,742 what? 934 00:37:23,443 --> 00:37:27,582 (sprinklers rustle) Oh no. 935 00:37:27,648 --> 00:37:29,951 - Eva? - Hi, I saw them. 936 00:37:30,017 --> 00:37:31,351 Didn't look good. 937 00:37:31,418 --> 00:37:33,721 - Oh, darling, I am sorry, I'm sorry. 938 00:37:36,190 --> 00:37:37,725 I am so, so sorry 939 00:37:37,792 --> 00:37:39,994 and I don't want to say I told you so, 940 00:37:40,061 --> 00:37:42,897 but I'm very glad that we found out now, but... 941 00:37:43,898 --> 00:37:45,700 - Eva's asking you for help, okay? 942 00:37:45,767 --> 00:37:48,035 Last thing she wants is you to say, I told you so. 943 00:37:48,102 --> 00:37:49,436 - Mom? 944 00:37:49,504 --> 00:37:51,005 Mom? - Darling, 945 00:37:51,072 --> 00:37:54,474 I told you that I would be here for you no matter what. 946 00:37:56,244 --> 00:37:57,512 - That's it? 947 00:37:57,578 --> 00:37:59,914 You are not gonna go all Judy on me? 948 00:37:59,981 --> 00:38:02,817 - Oh, well, I don't appreciate that phrase, 949 00:38:03,918 --> 00:38:05,787 but you just tell me what you need. 950 00:38:07,722 --> 00:38:10,758 - Right now, I need a bath. 951 00:38:11,959 --> 00:38:13,127 - Why don't you come by my suite? 952 00:38:13,194 --> 00:38:14,796 I have an incredible bathtub. 953 00:38:14,862 --> 00:38:17,297 Well, technically it's Diane's suite. 954 00:38:17,364 --> 00:38:18,766 My room's not so good. 955 00:38:20,568 --> 00:38:23,070 - [Eva] I'll come, but I don't wanna talk about Theo. 956 00:38:24,505 --> 00:38:25,573 - Okay, okay. 957 00:38:28,943 --> 00:38:29,544 - Okay. 958 00:38:29,610 --> 00:38:32,814 (Diane's hands clap) 959 00:38:34,381 --> 00:38:35,448 - Yes. 960 00:38:37,585 --> 00:38:39,987 - Hit me, thank you. 961 00:38:40,054 --> 00:38:42,657 Eva, are you sure you don't want me to deal you in? 962 00:38:42,723 --> 00:38:44,391 It'll stop your head from spinning. 963 00:38:44,457 --> 00:38:45,960 - [Judy] She's right, it really helps. 964 00:38:46,027 --> 00:38:48,863 - I stopped checking my phone every three seconds. 965 00:38:48,930 --> 00:38:50,097 - [Eva] Guys, I'm okay. 966 00:38:50,164 --> 00:38:51,032 Here, look. 967 00:38:53,234 --> 00:38:54,936 - Oh. 968 00:38:55,002 --> 00:38:57,505 (gentle music) 969 00:38:57,572 --> 00:38:59,439 You made me look so. 970 00:38:59,507 --> 00:39:01,776 (gentle music) 971 00:39:01,843 --> 00:39:03,578 - Admit it, you're beautiful, okay? 972 00:39:03,644 --> 00:39:05,313 And you can totally get back out there 973 00:39:05,378 --> 00:39:07,380 if only you let yourself. 974 00:39:07,447 --> 00:39:08,448 You know, she refuses to tell me- 975 00:39:08,516 --> 00:39:09,817 - Don't start. 976 00:39:09,884 --> 00:39:12,553 - Wow, who doesn't wanna discuss men for once? 977 00:39:12,620 --> 00:39:13,955 - I have my work. 978 00:39:14,021 --> 00:39:15,656 I don't need a man to make me happy. 979 00:39:15,723 --> 00:39:17,892 I don't, why are you turning on me? 980 00:39:17,959 --> 00:39:18,926 (Diane laughs) 981 00:39:18,993 --> 00:39:20,027 - Okay. 982 00:39:20,094 --> 00:39:22,263 No, listen, I know, 983 00:39:22,330 --> 00:39:24,832 I know that we have fought hard for economic empowerment 984 00:39:24,899 --> 00:39:26,767 where we don't have to rely on a man. 985 00:39:26,834 --> 00:39:29,469 - Preach. - But everyone needs love. 986 00:39:29,537 --> 00:39:32,039 - Love is just dopamine hitting the limbic system, 987 00:39:32,106 --> 00:39:33,373 baby girl. 988 00:39:33,440 --> 00:39:34,942 - Put that on a Hallmark card, you romantic. 989 00:39:35,009 --> 00:39:37,111 - Don't you want someone special in your life? 990 00:39:37,178 --> 00:39:39,747 Someone to hold you, someone to take care of You? 991 00:39:39,814 --> 00:39:41,315 - Don't you want a little more wine? 992 00:39:41,381 --> 00:39:44,619 - Don't you want someone to send you memes besides me? 993 00:39:44,685 --> 00:39:46,888 - Listen, I'm good, okay? 994 00:39:47,788 --> 00:39:49,156 I'm good. - Oh. 995 00:39:49,223 --> 00:39:50,358 - I'm good. 996 00:39:50,423 --> 00:39:51,424 I'm feeling good. - She's good. 997 00:39:51,491 --> 00:39:52,627 She's good. - I'm good, 998 00:39:52,693 --> 00:39:54,095 I'm whole. - She's feeling good. 999 00:39:55,329 --> 00:39:56,731 Show your daughter what you got. 1000 00:39:56,797 --> 00:39:58,833 - Like what we do at the faculty lounge? 1001 00:39:58,900 --> 00:40:00,534 - Yes, when you've had one too many coconut waters. 1002 00:40:00,601 --> 00:40:02,737 Turn this music up. 1003 00:40:02,803 --> 00:40:05,873 Oh. (upbeat music) 1004 00:40:07,474 --> 00:40:09,610 ♪ I think you want me baby ♪ 1005 00:40:09,677 --> 00:40:11,112 ♪ I ain't no ♪ 1006 00:40:11,178 --> 00:40:12,046 - Wow. 1007 00:40:14,048 --> 00:40:15,716 Show me what you got. - Show her. 1008 00:40:15,783 --> 00:40:17,084 - You know what, how about you show us what you got? 1009 00:40:17,151 --> 00:40:19,954 Get your 20 something year old hips over here. 1010 00:40:20,021 --> 00:40:22,556 Oh, is that how the kids are doing it? 1011 00:40:22,623 --> 00:40:24,325 - Absolutely not. - Eyes closed. 1012 00:40:24,392 --> 00:40:25,458 - Yeah. 1013 00:40:26,594 --> 00:40:28,729 - Thank God you're back. 1014 00:40:30,965 --> 00:40:33,466 (Diane snores) 1015 00:41:16,610 --> 00:41:19,213 (bouncy music) 1016 00:41:27,521 --> 00:41:31,025 (railing clanks) (water splashes) 1017 00:41:31,092 --> 00:41:33,694 (bouncy music) 1018 00:41:43,604 --> 00:41:45,006 (glass clinks) 1019 00:41:45,072 --> 00:41:47,875 (gentle music) 1020 00:41:48,976 --> 00:41:52,380 - This is hard and you can do it. 1021 00:41:52,446 --> 00:41:53,647 - Yeah. 1022 00:41:53,714 --> 00:41:56,384 (phone rings) 1023 00:41:56,450 --> 00:41:57,685 - Is that Theo? 1024 00:41:57,752 --> 00:41:59,387 He's going to try to suck you back in 1025 00:41:59,453 --> 00:42:01,589 with some grand romantic gesture. 1026 00:42:01,655 --> 00:42:03,391 - I love grand romantic gestures. 1027 00:42:03,457 --> 00:42:07,094 - Yeah, but honey, not when they are done manipulatively 1028 00:42:07,161 --> 00:42:09,630 to suck you back into some kind of sick game. 1029 00:42:09,697 --> 00:42:10,998 He's already proposed twice 1030 00:42:11,065 --> 00:42:13,300 that we know of. - Mom, how long is it 1031 00:42:13,367 --> 00:42:14,535 gonna take you to pack? 1032 00:42:16,103 --> 00:42:17,772 - Eva, I'm just really trying to- 1033 00:42:17,838 --> 00:42:20,341 - No, I'm trying to say I wanna come home with you. 1034 00:42:20,408 --> 00:42:21,876 - To New York? 1035 00:42:21,942 --> 00:42:23,411 - Yeah, I just, I need time to think, 1036 00:42:23,477 --> 00:42:25,946 I need to clear my head, I can finish my piece there 1037 00:42:26,013 --> 00:42:28,449 and it just, I think the sooner the better. 1038 00:42:28,517 --> 00:42:30,317 - Oh! 1039 00:42:30,384 --> 00:42:31,652 Holy shit. - Okay. 1040 00:42:31,719 --> 00:42:33,020 Not right this instant. 1041 00:42:33,087 --> 00:42:35,322 - No, I'll get us some flights right away. 1042 00:42:35,389 --> 00:42:36,791 - Okay good, but I need to stop by my studio first. 1043 00:42:36,857 --> 00:42:38,259 - I'll text you all the details. 1044 00:42:38,325 --> 00:42:39,894 - [Eva] Are you not gonna finish your breakfast? 1045 00:42:39,960 --> 00:42:41,762 - Yes, of course I'm gonna finish my breakfast. 1046 00:42:41,829 --> 00:42:43,631 I wouldn't go anywhere without my breakfast. 1047 00:42:43,697 --> 00:42:46,734 I'm just going to, we have plane snacks. 1048 00:42:46,801 --> 00:42:47,868 I'll pick you up. 1049 00:42:50,271 --> 00:42:52,406 (phone rings) 1050 00:42:52,473 --> 00:42:53,340 - What? 1051 00:42:54,208 --> 00:42:56,644 (phone rings) 1052 00:42:56,710 --> 00:42:57,778 Tyler. 1053 00:42:57,845 --> 00:42:59,180 - [Tyler] You got engaged? 1054 00:43:03,651 --> 00:43:04,919 (bell dings) 1055 00:43:04,985 --> 00:43:05,853 - Hi. 1056 00:43:07,755 --> 00:43:09,156 - What? Where are your bags? 1057 00:43:09,223 --> 00:43:11,492 - So I decided to stay. 1058 00:43:11,560 --> 00:43:12,793 - Really? Well, why? 1059 00:43:12,860 --> 00:43:14,128 - For a few days. 1060 00:43:14,195 --> 00:43:15,629 You know, I think it'll be good for me. 1061 00:43:15,696 --> 00:43:17,164 Plus I still haven't gone to the beach 1062 00:43:17,231 --> 00:43:18,799 or taken a bath and that normal stuff. 1063 00:43:18,866 --> 00:43:20,201 - Right, that makes sense. - In and out. 1064 00:43:20,267 --> 00:43:23,104 - Oh, excuse me, hello, I need to check out. 1065 00:43:23,170 --> 00:43:24,905 - Yeah, Sam will take care of you. 1066 00:43:27,975 --> 00:43:30,077 - Ouch, what was that about? 1067 00:43:32,279 --> 00:43:36,350 - We maybe had a slight misunderstanding. 1068 00:43:36,417 --> 00:43:38,252 - Misunderstanding? 1069 00:43:38,319 --> 00:43:40,387 - It went all Judy on him. 1070 00:43:40,454 --> 00:43:41,622 - I see. 1071 00:43:41,689 --> 00:43:44,758 Okay, that is hard to reverse. 1072 00:43:44,825 --> 00:43:46,093 - I'll be right back. 1073 00:43:48,896 --> 00:43:50,197 - Hi. - Checking out? 1074 00:43:50,264 --> 00:43:51,966 - No, no, no, actually, I have a question. 1075 00:43:52,032 --> 00:43:54,101 Can we put sparkling water in the bidet? 1076 00:43:55,903 --> 00:43:57,638 - Thank you, welcome, welcome. 1077 00:43:57,705 --> 00:43:58,772 Hi, welcome. 1078 00:43:59,707 --> 00:44:01,308 Hi, how you doing? 1079 00:44:01,375 --> 00:44:02,243 - Hi. 1080 00:44:04,645 --> 00:44:05,713 Hi. 1081 00:44:06,814 --> 00:44:07,815 (bouncy music) 1082 00:44:07,882 --> 00:44:11,520 Hey, yeah, me again. 1083 00:44:11,586 --> 00:44:15,089 I just wanted to say that perhaps I was a bit outspoken 1084 00:44:15,156 --> 00:44:16,957 the other day. - Outspoken? 1085 00:44:17,024 --> 00:44:18,959 - Yeah, like an ass hole. 1086 00:44:19,960 --> 00:44:21,462 - Well, I wouldn't go there. 1087 00:44:21,530 --> 00:44:22,597 - Yeah, well, apparently I can. 1088 00:44:22,663 --> 00:44:24,231 So I'm very sorry. 1089 00:44:25,766 --> 00:44:27,201 - It's okay. 1090 00:44:27,268 --> 00:44:29,003 I appreciate you saying something. 1091 00:44:30,137 --> 00:44:32,139 So you're heading back east? 1092 00:44:33,608 --> 00:44:36,110 - Yes, my daughter was studying here at the Art Institute 1093 00:44:36,177 --> 00:44:38,312 and she's getting her masters at NYU, so. 1094 00:44:38,379 --> 00:44:41,048 - Nice, I have two kids in college myself. 1095 00:44:41,115 --> 00:44:43,884 Lights of my life, except when they're driving me crazy. 1096 00:44:43,951 --> 00:44:45,286 - I know, that's something. 1097 00:44:45,352 --> 00:44:46,287 We have that in common. 1098 00:44:46,353 --> 00:44:47,688 - Yes, yes. 1099 00:44:49,056 --> 00:44:50,724 - So glad that I stopped by. 1100 00:44:50,791 --> 00:44:51,792 - Please let me, let me. 1101 00:44:51,859 --> 00:44:53,928 - No, I really. - I insist, 1102 00:44:53,994 --> 00:44:54,828 do you have your license? 1103 00:44:54,895 --> 00:44:56,230 - [Judy] Yes, I have. 1104 00:44:56,297 --> 00:44:57,498 Yes, I do. 1105 00:44:57,566 --> 00:44:58,667 - Maybe double check. 1106 00:44:58,732 --> 00:45:00,134 - Okay, yeah. 1107 00:45:00,201 --> 00:45:02,436 Oh, here. - There it is. 1108 00:45:02,504 --> 00:45:06,173 - Well, please visit us again soon, Ms. Kaplan. 1109 00:45:06,240 --> 00:45:07,875 - Yes, thank you. - Thank you. 1110 00:45:07,942 --> 00:45:09,410 - Goodbye, goodbye. - Bye. 1111 00:45:10,711 --> 00:45:12,012 - Goodbye to everyone here. 1112 00:45:12,079 --> 00:45:15,015 - Judy, what was that 1113 00:45:16,050 --> 00:45:17,818 body language I just witnessed, huh? 1114 00:45:17,885 --> 00:45:19,286 You were like lording over him. 1115 00:45:19,353 --> 00:45:20,955 - Did not lord on that guy. - You were doing 1116 00:45:21,021 --> 00:45:22,856 the little ID dance. 1117 00:45:22,923 --> 00:45:24,191 I saw you. 1118 00:45:24,258 --> 00:45:25,960 Did you at least get contact infos 1119 00:45:26,026 --> 00:45:29,330 for a little sexy texting? - I'll see you in New York. 1120 00:45:29,396 --> 00:45:32,032 (gentle music) 1121 00:45:39,773 --> 00:45:42,409 (phone dings) 1122 00:45:45,946 --> 00:45:49,917 - [Tyler] Hey, just wanted to say it was awesome 1123 00:45:49,984 --> 00:45:51,051 hearing your voice. 1124 00:45:51,118 --> 00:45:52,419 I don't know all the details, 1125 00:45:52,486 --> 00:45:54,955 but if this dude can't see how amazing you are, 1126 00:45:55,022 --> 00:45:56,290 he's an idiot. 1127 00:45:56,357 --> 00:45:57,525 Call anytime. 1128 00:45:57,592 --> 00:45:58,892 I mean, tomorrow's Saturday. 1129 00:45:58,959 --> 00:46:00,494 I can even come down for the weekend 1130 00:46:00,562 --> 00:46:02,997 if you want to talk in person. 1131 00:46:03,897 --> 00:46:06,635 (gentle music) 1132 00:46:06,701 --> 00:46:08,536 - [Eva] Of course she doesn't gimme time to pack. 1133 00:46:12,339 --> 00:46:13,907 - Eva. - Theo. 1134 00:46:13,974 --> 00:46:14,942 I told you not to come. 1135 00:46:15,009 --> 00:46:15,843 - This is just a big mistake. 1136 00:46:15,909 --> 00:46:16,877 You have to believe me. 1137 00:46:16,944 --> 00:46:18,145 - I know what I saw. 1138 00:46:19,079 --> 00:46:20,281 - Can I show you something? 1139 00:46:23,250 --> 00:46:25,386 - I'm running late. - It'll take 10 minutes. 1140 00:46:25,452 --> 00:46:27,888 Come on, Eva, you owe me 10 minutes, please. 1141 00:46:29,490 --> 00:46:31,091 (gentle music) 1142 00:46:31,158 --> 00:46:32,026 - Okay. 1143 00:46:36,463 --> 00:46:38,633 Hey, this is Eva, leave a message. 1144 00:46:38,700 --> 00:46:40,901 - Hey, honey, I'm on my way. 1145 00:46:41,902 --> 00:46:42,970 I'll see you soon. 1146 00:46:51,245 --> 00:46:52,946 - What do you mean this is ours? 1147 00:46:54,415 --> 00:46:57,786 - Well, that's why I was here with Simone. 1148 00:46:57,851 --> 00:46:59,286 She's my real estate agent. 1149 00:47:02,056 --> 00:47:04,058 - I didn't know that. 1150 00:47:07,662 --> 00:47:10,197 - And that's because I wanted to surprise you. 1151 00:47:11,965 --> 00:47:13,167 - I hate surprises. 1152 00:47:13,802 --> 00:47:14,868 - Yeah? 1153 00:47:16,771 --> 00:47:20,274 Okay, I'll remember that next time. 1154 00:47:20,341 --> 00:47:23,043 (gentle music) 1155 00:47:30,518 --> 00:47:31,385 You like it? 1156 00:47:32,721 --> 00:47:35,322 (gentle music) 1157 00:47:42,863 --> 00:47:44,431 You wanna go see upstairs? - Yes. 1158 00:47:46,033 --> 00:47:47,267 Is that a studio? 1159 00:47:48,469 --> 00:47:50,337 Hey, this is Eva, leave a message. 1160 00:47:51,405 --> 00:47:53,941 Hey, this is Eva, leave a message. 1161 00:47:54,007 --> 00:47:55,242 Hey, this is Eva, leave a... 1162 00:47:55,309 --> 00:47:58,045 Hey, this is Eva, leave a message. 1163 00:47:58,112 --> 00:47:59,246 Hey, this is Eva. 1164 00:48:00,114 --> 00:48:02,449 - I'm so sorry, what's the ETA? 1165 00:48:02,517 --> 00:48:04,351 - [Driver] Says It's only 45 minutes. 1166 00:48:05,820 --> 00:48:06,887 - Bye, babe. 1167 00:48:08,455 --> 00:48:09,490 (car horn hoots) 1168 00:48:09,557 --> 00:48:10,924 Oh shit. 1169 00:48:10,991 --> 00:48:12,092 - He hooverd you. 1170 00:48:12,159 --> 00:48:14,128 - He didn't, he didn't hoover me. 1171 00:48:14,194 --> 00:48:15,996 Simone's his real estate agent. 1172 00:48:16,063 --> 00:48:17,030 It was all misunderstanding, 1173 00:48:17,097 --> 00:48:17,998 he's just buying us a house. 1174 00:48:18,065 --> 00:48:19,299 - Buy you a house? 1175 00:48:19,366 --> 00:48:20,267 Wait, who buys a house for someone 1176 00:48:20,334 --> 00:48:22,504 without asking them first? 1177 00:48:22,570 --> 00:48:25,874 Who has the audacity to buy a home for someone 1178 00:48:25,939 --> 00:48:28,242 without checking with them first? 1179 00:48:28,308 --> 00:48:29,511 - It's a really nice house. 1180 00:48:29,577 --> 00:48:31,278 - Bullshit, grand romantic gesture. 1181 00:48:31,345 --> 00:48:33,280 Darling, I know what happens next. 1182 00:48:33,347 --> 00:48:35,315 I've lived it, it ain't happily ever after. 1183 00:48:35,382 --> 00:48:37,685 - All right, I am sorry that you got hurt, 1184 00:48:37,752 --> 00:48:40,921 but you have to understand that not every guy is dad. 1185 00:48:43,257 --> 00:48:44,491 - I'm the psychologist here. 1186 00:48:44,559 --> 00:48:46,994 - I know, but you've got your own issues. 1187 00:48:47,961 --> 00:48:48,863 - Like what? 1188 00:48:48,929 --> 00:48:51,398 - Okay, think about it. 1189 00:48:52,534 --> 00:48:54,702 (sad music) 1190 00:49:07,381 --> 00:49:08,248 - Hi. 1191 00:49:09,116 --> 00:49:11,452 - What are you doing here? 1192 00:49:11,519 --> 00:49:12,921 - Having a drink, tell you all about it. 1193 00:49:12,986 --> 00:49:14,622 - Okay, okay. 1194 00:49:14,689 --> 00:49:16,390 Why don't we go out? 1195 00:49:16,457 --> 00:49:18,526 Yeah, why don't we hit the town? 1196 00:49:18,593 --> 00:49:19,694 - I don't want to. 1197 00:49:19,761 --> 00:49:20,762 - Come on. 1198 00:49:20,829 --> 00:49:22,329 - I don't want to. 1199 00:49:22,396 --> 00:49:24,064 - Babe, I love this perfume you got me. 1200 00:49:24,131 --> 00:49:25,432 It smells like us. 1201 00:49:29,069 --> 00:49:30,738 Oh hey, Judy. 1202 00:49:30,805 --> 00:49:31,673 - Hello, Laura. 1203 00:49:32,807 --> 00:49:34,074 - Why don't you gimme the keys 1204 00:49:34,141 --> 00:49:36,109 and I'll just take them back to our room. 1205 00:49:37,144 --> 00:49:39,581 (gentle music) 1206 00:49:44,619 --> 00:49:46,186 - Don't do that, okay? 1207 00:49:46,253 --> 00:49:48,989 I tried my best to stay away, I really did. 1208 00:49:49,056 --> 00:49:50,390 - What about her wife? 1209 00:49:50,457 --> 00:49:52,794 - She's divorcing her, yeah for real this time. 1210 00:49:52,861 --> 00:49:56,296 And she apologized for not telling the truth before. 1211 00:49:56,363 --> 00:49:58,566 It was really sincere. She even cried. 1212 00:49:58,633 --> 00:50:00,501 - Why isn't anybody listening to me? 1213 00:50:00,568 --> 00:50:04,071 - Judy, what if Lauren isn't a nark? 1214 00:50:05,472 --> 00:50:08,275 What if she's just a really messed up, normal person? 1215 00:50:08,342 --> 00:50:10,745 - There's no such thing. 1216 00:50:10,812 --> 00:50:11,913 - What are you? 1217 00:50:11,980 --> 00:50:14,014 - You're either normal, messed up. 1218 00:50:15,482 --> 00:50:17,852 - Okay, okay, thank you so much. 1219 00:50:17,919 --> 00:50:19,453 Not cool, Judy. 1220 00:50:19,521 --> 00:50:22,022 Thank you for the PowerPoint presentation. 1221 00:50:22,991 --> 00:50:24,057 Oh Judy. 1222 00:50:25,860 --> 00:50:30,798 (crickets chirp) (gentle music) 1223 00:50:37,371 --> 00:50:39,641 - [Daniel] So you came back. 1224 00:50:39,707 --> 00:50:41,208 - Surprise. 1225 00:50:41,275 --> 00:50:44,244 - Ah, bad day, huh? 1226 00:50:44,311 --> 00:50:46,046 - One of those days. 1227 00:50:46,113 --> 00:50:47,715 - One of those days. 1228 00:50:49,651 --> 00:50:52,119 You wanna talk about it? 1229 00:50:52,185 --> 00:50:53,955 - Really? - Yeah. 1230 00:50:54,022 --> 00:50:55,088 Sure. 1231 00:50:56,290 --> 00:50:58,793 Why don't you just poison him? Boom. 1232 00:50:58,860 --> 00:51:00,160 (Judy laughs) 1233 00:51:00,227 --> 00:51:04,231 Anyway, I think Eva will come around soon. 1234 00:51:04,298 --> 00:51:06,066 - I like your optimism. 1235 00:51:07,869 --> 00:51:09,037 - What about her father? 1236 00:51:09,102 --> 00:51:10,170 Do you think she'll listen to him? 1237 00:51:10,237 --> 00:51:12,707 - She's trying to marry him. 1238 00:51:12,774 --> 00:51:13,808 - [Daniel] What? 1239 00:51:13,875 --> 00:51:17,679 - Well, she picked out someone exactly, 1240 00:51:17,745 --> 00:51:19,547 exactly like her father, 1241 00:51:19,614 --> 00:51:23,751 Edward Xavier James the third. 1242 00:51:23,818 --> 00:51:25,185 - The third? - Yeah. 1243 00:51:25,252 --> 00:51:26,988 - That's just wrong. 1244 00:51:27,055 --> 00:51:28,322 No, that's trouble. 1245 00:51:28,388 --> 00:51:29,891 - Exactly. - Right? 1246 00:51:29,958 --> 00:51:33,027 - Exactly, exactly, she's making the same mistakes I did. 1247 00:51:33,093 --> 00:51:34,428 It's very tragic. 1248 00:51:34,494 --> 00:51:36,731 - How did you end up with a third? 1249 00:51:36,798 --> 00:51:39,000 You don't look like it. - That's a sad story 1250 00:51:39,067 --> 00:51:40,500 and I don't wanna tell it 1251 00:51:40,568 --> 00:51:41,836 and you don't want to hear. - Right, come on, no. 1252 00:51:41,903 --> 00:51:44,806 But hey, sad stories make us interesting. 1253 00:51:46,808 --> 00:51:48,009 What? 1254 00:51:48,076 --> 00:51:50,143 - Well, that's just dangerously close to a line. 1255 00:51:50,210 --> 00:51:52,112 - Oh shit, okay. 1256 00:51:52,179 --> 00:51:53,581 Should I try something else? 1257 00:51:55,883 --> 00:51:56,751 Check this out. 1258 00:52:00,320 --> 00:52:04,626 And it changes, particular whale, the tropic. 1259 00:52:04,692 --> 00:52:06,594 (Daniel speaks in foreign language) 1260 00:52:06,661 --> 00:52:08,596 Got everything here, we got everything. 1261 00:52:08,663 --> 00:52:11,131 (Judy laughs) 1262 00:52:11,198 --> 00:52:12,900 So is it working? 1263 00:52:12,967 --> 00:52:14,702 - It's not not working. 1264 00:52:16,871 --> 00:52:19,473 (gentle music) 1265 00:52:24,846 --> 00:52:28,583 - [Edward] It's gonna be a fantastic party. 1266 00:52:28,650 --> 00:52:29,483 - Edward? 1267 00:52:29,550 --> 00:52:31,786 - No, Daniel, but it's okay. 1268 00:52:31,853 --> 00:52:33,554 - [Edward] Did you see this pool? 1269 00:52:33,621 --> 00:52:34,889 - Think it's Edward. - The third? 1270 00:52:34,956 --> 00:52:36,024 Is that the third? - I think it's my ex. 1271 00:52:36,090 --> 00:52:37,257 Did he see me? 1272 00:52:37,324 --> 00:52:38,926 Oh my God, did hear me? - All right, 1273 00:52:38,993 --> 00:52:40,128 just chill, chill. 1274 00:52:40,193 --> 00:52:43,598 - Just pretend we're asleep. - Judy? 1275 00:52:43,665 --> 00:52:45,133 - [Judy] Shit, don't say anything. 1276 00:52:45,198 --> 00:52:46,266 - Judy? 1277 00:52:47,602 --> 00:52:48,569 Judy. 1278 00:52:48,636 --> 00:52:51,072 Oh dear, did I interrupt something? 1279 00:52:51,139 --> 00:52:52,372 It looks like I did. 1280 00:52:52,439 --> 00:52:53,841 - Could you excuse us a moment? 1281 00:52:53,908 --> 00:52:55,208 - Yeah, sure. 1282 00:52:55,275 --> 00:52:56,343 Excuse me. 1283 00:52:59,914 --> 00:53:03,651 - Oh God, what the fuck 1284 00:53:05,318 --> 00:53:06,954 are you doing here? 1285 00:53:07,021 --> 00:53:09,924 - Don't be like that, let's get a drink, all right? 1286 00:53:09,991 --> 00:53:11,191 For old time's sake. 1287 00:53:11,258 --> 00:53:13,293 - Old time's sake is best forgotten. 1288 00:53:13,360 --> 00:53:14,194 - Excuse me? 1289 00:53:14,261 --> 00:53:15,897 - Best forgotten. 1290 00:53:15,963 --> 00:53:19,534 - Look, okay, I know that I wasn't exceptional 1291 00:53:19,600 --> 00:53:21,002 at providing for Eva. 1292 00:53:21,069 --> 00:53:23,137 I did pay for that fancy art 1293 00:53:23,203 --> 00:53:24,706 camp. - You did not, no, you didn't. 1294 00:53:24,772 --> 00:53:25,840 You did not. 1295 00:53:25,907 --> 00:53:27,307 You kept saying you were going to pay for it 1296 00:53:27,374 --> 00:53:29,043 and you never sent that check 1297 00:53:29,110 --> 00:53:30,343 and I found out about it 1298 00:53:30,410 --> 00:53:31,946 when they were going to throw her out. 1299 00:53:32,013 --> 00:53:33,514 She was mortified. 1300 00:53:33,581 --> 00:53:35,917 - Oh, I'm here now, okay? 1301 00:53:35,983 --> 00:53:37,250 I'm trying to make up for it. 1302 00:53:37,317 --> 00:53:39,219 And look, I'm willing to pay for the whole thing, 1303 00:53:39,286 --> 00:53:43,124 not half like it's probably expected. 1304 00:53:43,191 --> 00:53:46,661 I even booked a honeymoon suite for her and her hubby 1305 00:53:46,728 --> 00:53:47,995 for the first night - Oh. 1306 00:53:48,062 --> 00:53:48,963 - of matrimony. 1307 00:53:49,030 --> 00:53:50,297 - The wedding. - Yeah. 1308 00:53:50,363 --> 00:53:52,499 Eva moved it up to this Sunday. 1309 00:53:52,567 --> 00:53:54,569 That's why I am here. 1310 00:53:55,703 --> 00:53:57,270 She called me a few hours ago. 1311 00:54:00,007 --> 00:54:04,712 - Well, I hope your fucking check clears this time. 1312 00:54:08,716 --> 00:54:10,752 - Did you hear he bought her a house? 1313 00:54:13,921 --> 00:54:14,889 So angry. 1314 00:54:16,858 --> 00:54:18,926 - [Eva] He's not trying to control me, mom. 1315 00:54:18,993 --> 00:54:20,661 We moved the wedding to this Sunday 1316 00:54:20,728 --> 00:54:22,864 because we just wanted to get it done. 1317 00:54:22,930 --> 00:54:25,867 - Oh because it really starting to seem like you're doing it 1318 00:54:25,933 --> 00:54:27,135 just to torture me. 1319 00:54:27,201 --> 00:54:29,302 - Okay, well, as fun as that may sound right now, no. 1320 00:54:29,369 --> 00:54:30,872 I told you I love him. 1321 00:54:30,938 --> 00:54:32,507 He's my soulmate. 1322 00:54:32,573 --> 00:54:34,008 Do you just throw up a little? 1323 00:54:34,075 --> 00:54:35,308 - Yeah. 1324 00:54:35,375 --> 00:54:39,547 Eva, a woman would know if her soulmate 1325 00:54:39,614 --> 00:54:40,748 had been engaged before. 1326 00:54:40,815 --> 00:54:42,717 - Oh, he's not a perfect person, mom. 1327 00:54:42,784 --> 00:54:43,785 Nobody is. 1328 00:54:43,851 --> 00:54:45,086 - No, but he kept her in his life. 1329 00:54:45,153 --> 00:54:46,120 It's weird, right? 1330 00:54:46,187 --> 00:54:48,122 I mean, it just... 1331 00:54:48,189 --> 00:54:51,526 Eva, it feels weird, right? 1332 00:54:51,592 --> 00:54:54,195 - Things will be better when we're married. 1333 00:54:54,262 --> 00:54:56,296 - No, they will not. 1334 00:54:56,363 --> 00:54:57,965 - Oh my God, we have issues. 1335 00:54:58,032 --> 00:54:59,299 Every couple does, mom, 1336 00:54:59,366 --> 00:55:01,736 but you know I believe love conquers all. 1337 00:55:01,803 --> 00:55:03,571 - Not this time, not with this guy. 1338 00:55:03,638 --> 00:55:05,773 You're not that special, Eva. 1339 00:55:07,041 --> 00:55:09,977 (paint splotches) 1340 00:55:10,044 --> 00:55:11,344 - Maybe you should go. 1341 00:55:13,480 --> 00:55:15,616 I'm serious, you're done 1342 00:55:19,687 --> 00:55:22,790 - Saying you weren't special enough sounded harsh, 1343 00:55:24,125 --> 00:55:26,994 but the truth is that when you are with someone 1344 00:55:27,061 --> 00:55:30,965 who is toxic, there is a certain amount 1345 00:55:31,032 --> 00:55:32,499 of hubris in staying 1346 00:55:32,567 --> 00:55:34,635 because you think that you are the one 1347 00:55:34,702 --> 00:55:36,070 who can make them change. 1348 00:55:36,137 --> 00:55:38,438 And that the moments that you shared with them 1349 00:55:38,506 --> 00:55:40,440 are more special and more magical 1350 00:55:40,508 --> 00:55:41,809 than any that came before. 1351 00:55:45,046 --> 00:55:49,851 ♪ Come with me my love ♪ 1352 00:55:51,484 --> 00:55:57,191 ♪ To the sea, the sea of love ♪ 1353 00:55:57,258 --> 00:56:01,629 ♪ I wanna tell you ♪ 1354 00:56:03,463 --> 00:56:06,667 ♪ How much I love you ♪ 1355 00:56:08,368 --> 00:56:10,838 (gentle music) 1356 00:56:12,472 --> 00:56:14,075 ♪ I love you ♪ 1357 00:56:14,141 --> 00:56:16,744 - But that's just not true with narcissists. 1358 00:56:16,811 --> 00:56:19,580 They have a playbook of moments. 1359 00:56:19,647 --> 00:56:21,048 They write the same poems, 1360 00:56:21,115 --> 00:56:22,350 they sing the same songs, 1361 00:56:22,415 --> 00:56:23,784 they quote the same movies 1362 00:56:23,851 --> 00:56:26,854 with every single lover that they take. 1363 00:56:28,421 --> 00:56:29,624 (gentle music) 1364 00:56:29,690 --> 00:56:32,126 ♪ I love you ♪ 1365 00:57:07,128 --> 00:57:07,995 - Nothing. 1366 00:57:09,964 --> 00:57:12,033 (light clicks) 1367 00:57:12,099 --> 00:57:12,967 Hi. - Hey. 1368 00:57:13,601 --> 00:57:15,603 What's going on? 1369 00:57:15,670 --> 00:57:16,971 Is that my phone. 1370 00:57:21,208 --> 00:57:22,576 - My mother. 1371 00:57:23,744 --> 00:57:25,613 - You let her get into your head. 1372 00:57:25,680 --> 00:57:26,881 - Theo, I have to ask you something 1373 00:57:26,948 --> 00:57:28,716 and I need you to be honest with me. 1374 00:57:28,783 --> 00:57:29,650 - What? 1375 00:57:31,118 --> 00:57:33,486 - Have you and Simone been together since we met? 1376 00:57:33,554 --> 00:57:34,454 (glass clinks) 1377 00:57:34,522 --> 00:57:36,590 ♪ Triangulation ♪ 1378 00:57:36,657 --> 00:57:37,625 - I won't be mad. 1379 00:57:37,692 --> 00:57:38,960 I mean, in fact, I get it. 1380 00:57:39,026 --> 00:57:40,895 Like I'm still friends with some of my exes 1381 00:57:40,962 --> 00:57:42,530 and this is all moving really fast. 1382 00:57:42,596 --> 00:57:44,098 What, you don't think I'm scared? 1383 00:57:44,165 --> 00:57:46,200 Of course I'm scared and I completely understand 1384 00:57:46,267 --> 00:57:50,171 if you just needed like a little validation or. 1385 00:57:50,237 --> 00:57:52,974 - Wait, wait, wait, you're friends with your ex? 1386 00:57:53,040 --> 00:57:54,308 - But Theo, please, I need you to be honest with me. 1387 00:57:54,375 --> 00:57:57,211 - No, absolutely not. 1388 00:57:58,612 --> 00:58:00,247 I love you, Eva. 1389 00:58:00,314 --> 00:58:02,650 I can't wait to spend the rest of my life with you. 1390 00:58:02,717 --> 00:58:04,118 We're soulmates. 1391 00:58:05,186 --> 00:58:07,888 (gentle music) 1392 00:58:12,593 --> 00:58:15,162 Can we go back to bed now, please? 1393 00:58:15,229 --> 00:58:16,764 Thank you. 1394 00:58:16,831 --> 00:58:21,969 - But no matter how special you are, they won't change. 1395 00:58:22,036 --> 00:58:24,105 (door knocks) 1396 00:58:28,876 --> 00:58:31,812 - Lauren mixed the keys up. 1397 00:58:31,879 --> 00:58:34,782 - Because they can't change, ever. 1398 00:58:36,117 --> 00:58:38,753 (gentle music) 1399 00:58:51,065 --> 00:58:53,300 (slap claps) 1400 00:58:56,971 --> 00:58:59,006 - She brought her wife out here too. 1401 00:59:00,241 --> 00:59:02,843 The only kind of person who would do that 1402 00:59:04,345 --> 00:59:05,613 is a fucking nark. 1403 00:59:05,679 --> 00:59:07,014 - Okay, okay, it's okay. 1404 00:59:08,749 --> 00:59:09,984 (gentle music) 1405 00:59:10,051 --> 00:59:10,918 - I'm sorry. 1406 00:59:11,786 --> 00:59:14,155 (sad music) 1407 00:59:17,625 --> 00:59:19,827 This is your room? 1408 00:59:19,894 --> 00:59:20,761 - Yeah. 1409 00:59:22,163 --> 00:59:24,632 Really screwed up with that receptionist. 1410 00:59:25,666 --> 00:59:27,268 (door clicks) 1411 00:59:27,334 --> 00:59:28,936 - Thanks for not lecturing me 1412 00:59:29,003 --> 00:59:31,005 about falling for Lauren's bullshit. 1413 00:59:31,939 --> 00:59:33,107 - I can't say anything 1414 00:59:33,174 --> 00:59:36,977 now that Theo is marrying Eva tomorrow. 1415 00:59:37,044 --> 00:59:39,980 - You're kidding. - No and Edward is here, 1416 00:59:40,047 --> 00:59:43,417 and so I'm just, I'm leaving. 1417 00:59:43,484 --> 00:59:44,785 - You're leaving? 1418 00:59:44,852 --> 00:59:47,488 - I can't stay here and watch this happen. 1419 00:59:47,556 --> 00:59:50,057 - No, Judy, you can't go. 1420 00:59:50,858 --> 00:59:52,693 I wasn't listening before, 1421 00:59:52,760 --> 00:59:55,830 but God, these people are toxic, 1422 00:59:55,896 --> 00:59:58,766 two-faced, Dr. Jekyll, Mrs. Draculas. 1423 00:59:58,833 --> 01:00:00,468 You have to open up Eva's eyes 1424 01:00:00,535 --> 01:00:03,572 before it's too late. 1425 01:00:03,637 --> 01:00:05,906 - She doesn't want to hear it. 1426 01:00:05,973 --> 01:00:08,976 - Okay, let's show her then. 1427 01:00:09,610 --> 01:00:10,711 - Hmm? 1428 01:00:10,778 --> 01:00:13,214 - Theo's got two phones. 1429 01:00:13,280 --> 01:00:16,383 (bouncy intense music) 1430 01:00:17,852 --> 01:00:21,255 Yeah, you wrote that narks always have 1431 01:00:21,322 --> 01:00:23,324 a discreet electronic device, right? 1432 01:00:23,390 --> 01:00:26,595 Like a private iPad or a second phone for them 1433 01:00:26,660 --> 01:00:27,995 to buy that you don't know about 1434 01:00:28,062 --> 01:00:30,865 or to secretly sext your kids' teachers 1435 01:00:30,931 --> 01:00:34,536 or to watch as much porn as they can humanly consume. 1436 01:00:34,603 --> 01:00:35,803 - Yeah. 1437 01:00:35,870 --> 01:00:38,172 - Theo has a phone with a blue cover. 1438 01:00:39,473 --> 01:00:43,878 Look at this, that is a Samsung with a red cover. 1439 01:00:45,012 --> 01:00:47,047 I caught a glimpse of it when we were spying on him. 1440 01:00:47,114 --> 01:00:48,449 I didn't say anything to you 1441 01:00:48,517 --> 01:00:50,651 because I didn't wanna add to the hysterics, 1442 01:00:50,718 --> 01:00:52,219 but I started thinking about it 1443 01:00:52,286 --> 01:00:56,490 and Theo never uses his phone when Eva's around, 1444 01:00:56,558 --> 01:00:58,092 not even at the hospital. 1445 01:00:58,159 --> 01:01:02,564 - Oh, Diana, you really are a genius. 1446 01:01:02,631 --> 01:01:06,734 - Yeah, so just invite him here and steal the phone. 1447 01:01:06,800 --> 01:01:08,903 - I can't, I'm not gonna steal a phone. 1448 01:01:08,969 --> 01:01:10,304 - Yes, you can steal the phone. 1449 01:01:10,371 --> 01:01:11,405 You have to, you must. 1450 01:01:11,472 --> 01:01:13,508 - But he might not even have it on him. 1451 01:01:13,575 --> 01:01:17,778 - Judy, narks never go anywhere without the D-E-D's, 1452 01:01:17,845 --> 01:01:19,813 a lifeline to their supply. 1453 01:01:19,880 --> 01:01:22,049 Page 53, paragraph two. 1454 01:01:22,850 --> 01:01:24,351 - You're quoting me now. 1455 01:01:24,418 --> 01:01:26,787 - The only way to out nark and nark is to nark 'em. 1456 01:01:28,557 --> 01:01:30,324 Yes. 1457 01:01:30,391 --> 01:01:34,261 (intense bouncy music) 1458 01:01:34,328 --> 01:01:35,229 Aha, there it is. 1459 01:01:35,296 --> 01:01:37,097 Never trust a man with an Android. 1460 01:01:37,164 --> 01:01:40,301 You green bubble mother fucker. 1461 01:01:40,367 --> 01:01:41,702 Here's the plan, okay? 1462 01:01:41,769 --> 01:01:43,137 You listening? - Yeah. 1463 01:01:43,204 --> 01:01:44,606 - You're gonna go over there, 1464 01:01:44,673 --> 01:01:46,907 you're gonna get him talking about himself, okay? 1465 01:01:46,974 --> 01:01:48,742 He's gonna get high on the attention 1466 01:01:48,809 --> 01:01:50,579 and start feeling warm and fuzzy, 1467 01:01:50,645 --> 01:01:52,313 he's gonna take off his jacket, 1468 01:01:52,379 --> 01:01:54,148 hopefully hang it on the back of his chair. 1469 01:01:54,215 --> 01:01:57,351 And when he does, I swoop in and I steal it. 1470 01:01:57,418 --> 01:01:59,787 - Yeah, pew. 1471 01:02:02,756 --> 01:02:03,757 - You got it? 1472 01:02:03,824 --> 01:02:04,693 - I have it. 1473 01:02:04,792 --> 01:02:05,926 - Do you? 1474 01:02:05,993 --> 01:02:07,596 - Had it the first five times. 1475 01:02:07,662 --> 01:02:08,896 - Yeah, yeah. 1476 01:02:08,963 --> 01:02:09,930 ♪ Killer, killer, I'm a whoosie ♪ 1477 01:02:09,997 --> 01:02:11,966 ♪ I'm a clip, boy deal ♪ 1478 01:02:12,032 --> 01:02:14,401 ♪ I'm the plug, I'ma leave the boss chilling ♪ 1479 01:02:14,468 --> 01:02:16,971 ♪ Got these haters on my arm, I'm a villain ♪ 1480 01:02:17,037 --> 01:02:18,138 ♪ That's how I'm feeling, yeah ♪ 1481 01:02:18,205 --> 01:02:20,474 ♪ I'm feeling like whoa ♪ 1482 01:02:20,542 --> 01:02:22,611 ♪ Whoa, whoa ♪ 1483 01:02:22,677 --> 01:02:25,946 ♪ That's how I'm feeling, yeah, I'm feeling like whoa ♪ 1484 01:02:26,013 --> 01:02:29,316 - Theo, thank you for coming to meet me. 1485 01:02:29,383 --> 01:02:31,752 - When Judy Kaplan calls, you answer. 1486 01:02:31,819 --> 01:02:32,987 - Oh, well, no. 1487 01:02:38,058 --> 01:02:39,360 So let me cut to the chase. 1488 01:02:39,426 --> 01:02:40,294 - Uh-oh. - No. 1489 01:02:41,563 --> 01:02:44,566 You must have been surprised when I asked you to meet me. 1490 01:02:44,633 --> 01:02:46,934 - You don't have a pistol in that boot, do you? 1491 01:02:47,001 --> 01:02:48,570 - No, I do no, no, no. 1492 01:02:48,637 --> 01:02:50,739 I know I've been a little bit negative about the wedding. 1493 01:02:50,804 --> 01:02:52,239 - That's putting it mildly. 1494 01:02:54,141 --> 01:02:56,578 - No, I haven't been very welcoming. 1495 01:02:56,645 --> 01:02:59,446 I've just been just all Judy, 1496 01:03:00,749 --> 01:03:05,152 but now that I see you together, I've been here, 1497 01:03:05,219 --> 01:03:08,822 and I've never seen Eva so happy. 1498 01:03:09,758 --> 01:03:12,893 - Well, I'm glad to hear that. 1499 01:03:12,960 --> 01:03:15,429 - So I thought, well, we're going to be family 1500 01:03:15,496 --> 01:03:18,432 in less than 24 hours, 1501 01:03:18,499 --> 01:03:22,102 so I should get to know more about you. 1502 01:03:23,304 --> 01:03:26,240 - Okay, what do you wanna know? 1503 01:03:28,777 --> 01:03:29,877 - Everything. 1504 01:03:29,943 --> 01:03:32,946 (Judy chuckles) 1505 01:03:33,013 --> 01:03:34,281 - Everything? 1506 01:03:35,182 --> 01:03:36,116 Let's start with a drink. 1507 01:03:36,183 --> 01:03:37,652 What are you having? 1508 01:03:37,719 --> 01:03:38,620 - What are you having? 1509 01:03:38,687 --> 01:03:39,587 - Bourbon. 1510 01:03:39,654 --> 01:03:40,888 - That's what I like too. 1511 01:03:40,954 --> 01:03:42,022 - Bourbon it is. 1512 01:03:44,291 --> 01:03:46,960 - What can I get you? - Bourbon, please. 1513 01:03:48,329 --> 01:03:50,431 (gentle music) 1514 01:03:50,497 --> 01:03:51,398 - Judy, Judy. 1515 01:03:54,636 --> 01:03:55,903 - [Bartender] here you go. 1516 01:03:55,969 --> 01:03:57,104 - [Theo] Thank you. 1517 01:03:59,907 --> 01:04:00,974 - Oh. 1518 01:04:04,411 --> 01:04:05,446 - To family. 1519 01:04:05,513 --> 01:04:06,880 (glasses clink) 1520 01:04:06,947 --> 01:04:07,981 - To family. 1521 01:04:08,048 --> 01:04:08,982 (bouncy music) 1522 01:04:09,049 --> 01:04:10,150 Just lay it on me. 1523 01:04:10,984 --> 01:04:12,687 Which hospital were you born in? 1524 01:04:12,754 --> 01:04:13,887 - Do you have time? 1525 01:04:13,954 --> 01:04:16,056 (Theo and Judy laugh) 1526 01:04:16,123 --> 01:04:18,158 - Schnauzer's my favorite. 1527 01:04:18,225 --> 01:04:19,761 They always have that little (Judy speaks indistinctly) 1528 01:04:19,828 --> 01:04:21,028 and then it's always caught in (Judy speaks indistinctly). 1529 01:04:21,095 --> 01:04:22,396 Where did you go to kindergarten? 1530 01:04:22,463 --> 01:04:24,064 - Oh my God, all over the world actually. 1531 01:04:24,131 --> 01:04:25,399 - [Judy] A world citizen. 1532 01:04:25,466 --> 01:04:26,801 - My dad was working in his span at time, 1533 01:04:26,867 --> 01:04:29,136 he's a diplomat, he was a diplomat. 1534 01:04:29,203 --> 01:04:30,672 I had my friends and I didn't wanna leave. 1535 01:04:30,739 --> 01:04:32,039 - Who was your (indistinct)? - It was called Chair. 1536 01:04:32,106 --> 01:04:34,341 I was a big fan of Chair, so, yeah. 1537 01:04:34,408 --> 01:04:36,310 - That's fascinating. - My dad was terrific 1538 01:04:36,377 --> 01:04:38,513 and my father comes to me and say, 1539 01:04:38,580 --> 01:04:41,281 if you ever climbed up on the roof again, 1540 01:04:41,348 --> 01:04:42,883 I'm gonna make you sleep up there. 1541 01:04:42,950 --> 01:04:44,918 (Thoe laughs) 1542 01:04:44,985 --> 01:04:46,353 And of course I didn't. 1543 01:04:53,862 --> 01:04:56,296 - Oh, do you smoke? 1544 01:04:56,363 --> 01:04:58,533 - Yeah, I know it shouldn't. 1545 01:04:58,600 --> 01:04:59,466 You want one? 1546 01:05:00,901 --> 01:05:02,269 - Sure, why not? 1547 01:05:03,203 --> 01:05:05,239 I was young and stupid once. 1548 01:05:07,207 --> 01:05:10,678 - Oh shit, I'm up. 1549 01:05:10,745 --> 01:05:13,347 - [Judy] Surgeon General, what's your thought? 1550 01:05:16,116 --> 01:05:17,484 What brand? - Whoa, whoa, whoa, 1551 01:05:17,552 --> 01:05:18,986 whoa there. 1552 01:05:19,052 --> 01:05:22,891 - Oh God, you are gorgeous. 1553 01:05:22,956 --> 01:05:24,258 - Excuse me? 1554 01:05:24,324 --> 01:05:26,895 - This is my friend, Diane's, my colleague. 1555 01:05:26,960 --> 01:05:28,228 - Diane. 1556 01:05:28,295 --> 01:05:29,963 - Hi, nice to meet you. - With a D. 1557 01:05:32,065 --> 01:05:33,333 You smell good. 1558 01:05:34,301 --> 01:05:36,136 Let me get a whiff of this this. 1559 01:05:37,204 --> 01:05:39,039 (Diane speaks indistinctly) 1560 01:05:39,106 --> 01:05:40,608 It's hot. 1561 01:05:40,675 --> 01:05:42,409 It's like scorching in here. 1562 01:05:48,048 --> 01:05:49,149 (Diane gags) 1563 01:05:49,216 --> 01:05:50,685 What is that? 1564 01:05:50,752 --> 01:05:51,619 - Bourbon. 1565 01:05:53,086 --> 01:05:55,590 - No, no, bourbon, white wine. 1566 01:05:57,525 --> 01:05:59,359 - Are you okay? 1567 01:05:59,426 --> 01:06:00,360 - Yeah, I should probably. - Excuse me. 1568 01:06:00,427 --> 01:06:02,162 - Kind of the room is spinning. 1569 01:06:04,064 --> 01:06:05,432 The room is spinning, Judy. 1570 01:06:08,402 --> 01:06:10,204 Let me just have a little nap. 1571 01:06:10,270 --> 01:06:13,106 You finish, get the phone. 1572 01:06:13,875 --> 01:06:15,710 - Oh you're not going. 1573 01:06:15,777 --> 01:06:17,010 - Yeah, it's getting late. - No, no, but we're having 1574 01:06:17,077 --> 01:06:18,646 so much fun. 1575 01:06:18,713 --> 01:06:20,715 - You can stop with the act. 1576 01:06:20,782 --> 01:06:21,583 - What? What act? 1577 01:06:21,649 --> 01:06:22,717 - What act? 1578 01:06:22,784 --> 01:06:24,084 You invite me here, you try to get me drunk, 1579 01:06:24,151 --> 01:06:25,152 then your friend hits on me. 1580 01:06:25,219 --> 01:06:26,086 - She's not hitting on you. 1581 01:06:26,153 --> 01:06:27,087 - She grabbed my ass. 1582 01:06:27,154 --> 01:06:28,088 - A little bit. 1583 01:06:28,155 --> 01:06:30,090 - I don't understand. 1584 01:06:30,157 --> 01:06:31,191 Why can't you trust me? 1585 01:06:31,258 --> 01:06:32,392 - I don't trust you. 1586 01:06:32,459 --> 01:06:34,829 - All I wanna do is love Eva. 1587 01:06:34,896 --> 01:06:35,897 She's my heart. 1588 01:06:35,964 --> 01:06:37,397 - She's my heart. 1589 01:06:38,867 --> 01:06:40,033 - You know what? 1590 01:06:40,100 --> 01:06:41,468 You're just a lonely, bitter woman 1591 01:06:41,536 --> 01:06:44,204 who has nothing to cling to but her daughter. 1592 01:06:44,271 --> 01:06:45,607 - Well, that might be true, 1593 01:06:45,673 --> 01:06:48,275 but I'll tell you this, you are a fraud. 1594 01:06:48,342 --> 01:06:50,410 And when that mask you're wearing falls off, 1595 01:06:50,477 --> 01:06:52,446 I'm gonna be right here to catch it. 1596 01:06:52,514 --> 01:06:54,248 - Judy, I'm gonna marry Eva tomorrow 1597 01:06:54,314 --> 01:06:56,316 and there's not a God damn thing you can do about it. 1598 01:06:56,383 --> 01:06:58,485 - Oh, yes, there is. 1599 01:07:00,522 --> 01:07:01,589 - What? 1600 01:07:01,656 --> 01:07:02,256 What are you doing? 1601 01:07:02,322 --> 01:07:03,390 - Just gimme your phone. 1602 01:07:03,457 --> 01:07:05,058 Just gimme the, gimme your, 1603 01:07:05,125 --> 01:07:06,293 gimme your phone. - Give you my phone? 1604 01:07:06,360 --> 01:07:07,160 Are you out of your mind? 1605 01:07:07,227 --> 01:07:08,596 - [Judy] Give me your... 1606 01:07:08,963 --> 01:07:10,063 - No, no, no. 1607 01:07:10,899 --> 01:07:11,966 (intense music) 1608 01:07:12,032 --> 01:07:13,100 No, no. 1609 01:07:14,836 --> 01:07:16,470 What are you doing? - Let have the sleeve. 1610 01:07:16,538 --> 01:07:17,505 - Mom, mom! 1611 01:07:18,438 --> 01:07:20,240 What the hell is wrong with you? 1612 01:07:22,042 --> 01:07:23,043 What is going on? 1613 01:07:23,110 --> 01:07:24,512 - He has two phones. 1614 01:07:25,445 --> 01:07:27,314 - Yeah, because he's a doctor. 1615 01:07:27,381 --> 01:07:29,651 My God, I knew this was a bad idea. 1616 01:07:29,717 --> 01:07:30,585 Are you okay? 1617 01:07:32,654 --> 01:07:34,756 Don't bother coming to the wedding. 1618 01:07:34,822 --> 01:07:36,490 You are completely toxic. 1619 01:07:37,157 --> 01:07:39,527 (sad music) 1620 01:07:50,972 --> 01:07:52,339 - Don't call the cops. 1621 01:07:55,977 --> 01:07:58,278 Judy, Eva will come around, 1622 01:07:58,345 --> 01:07:59,714 I promise. - Eva. 1623 01:07:59,781 --> 01:08:02,850 - [Diane] Judy, she fucking loves you. 1624 01:08:02,917 --> 01:08:03,785 - Eva. 1625 01:08:05,285 --> 01:08:06,588 - [Diane] I'll be at the bar. 1626 01:08:07,789 --> 01:08:10,190 - I don't know how else to get through to you 1627 01:08:10,257 --> 01:08:12,560 and it really pisses me off. 1628 01:08:13,493 --> 01:08:17,331 ♪ Standing on the platform ♪ 1629 01:08:17,397 --> 01:08:20,635 ♪ Watching you go ♪ 1630 01:08:20,702 --> 01:08:23,571 (sad music) 1631 01:08:23,638 --> 01:08:27,341 ♪ You said I wanna see the world ♪ 1632 01:08:27,407 --> 01:08:30,878 ♪ And I said, go ♪ 1633 01:08:30,945 --> 01:08:33,313 (sad music) 1634 01:08:34,582 --> 01:08:38,653 ♪ But I think I'm lost without you ♪ 1635 01:08:40,888 --> 01:08:43,256 (sad music) 1636 01:08:44,559 --> 01:08:48,596 ♪ Just too crushed without you ♪ 1637 01:08:52,299 --> 01:08:53,266 - [Judy] Diane. 1638 01:08:53,333 --> 01:08:55,235 - Yeah, I'm so thirsty. 1639 01:08:55,302 --> 01:08:56,604 Please, carbonation. 1640 01:08:59,239 --> 01:09:01,542 - This is a video explaining everything. 1641 01:09:02,442 --> 01:09:03,611 You have to send it to Eva. 1642 01:09:03,678 --> 01:09:04,779 - No. - She's blocked me, Di. 1643 01:09:04,846 --> 01:09:06,014 - It's too much, okay, no. 1644 01:09:06,080 --> 01:09:07,214 - What no? 1645 01:09:07,280 --> 01:09:09,383 - No, I'm sorry, but Eva needs space. 1646 01:09:09,449 --> 01:09:11,218 She clearly doesn't want you contacting her. 1647 01:09:11,284 --> 01:09:13,453 - But it's not me. 1648 01:09:13,521 --> 01:09:14,454 (Judy speaks indistinctly) 1649 01:09:14,522 --> 01:09:17,257 - Judy, listen to yourself. 1650 01:09:17,324 --> 01:09:18,993 You wrote the thing. 1651 01:09:19,060 --> 01:09:21,696 When people are in intimate relationships with narcissists, 1652 01:09:21,763 --> 01:09:24,231 they tend to start acting narky themselves. 1653 01:09:24,297 --> 01:09:25,465 Right, like they catch their fleas. 1654 01:09:25,533 --> 01:09:26,634 - Yes, that is true, that happens. 1655 01:09:26,701 --> 01:09:28,036 - I think you have an infestation, 1656 01:09:28,102 --> 01:09:29,403 pushing boundaries, no empathy. 1657 01:09:29,469 --> 01:09:30,470 - No, don't turn this on me. 1658 01:09:30,538 --> 01:09:31,806 This all has to do with Theo. 1659 01:09:31,873 --> 01:09:33,173 You have to think about the big picture. 1660 01:09:33,240 --> 01:09:34,809 - Judy, please, - Just because it 1661 01:09:34,876 --> 01:09:36,978 happens to you doesn't mean... - just stop talking for once 1662 01:09:37,045 --> 01:09:37,912 and listen? 1663 01:09:39,346 --> 01:09:41,949 Okay, you are an excellent psychologist, 1664 01:09:42,016 --> 01:09:45,787 okay, you're amazing at analysis and helping people. 1665 01:09:45,853 --> 01:09:48,890 Eva, she's not a client. 1666 01:09:50,825 --> 01:09:53,961 She's your daughter and you love her, right? 1667 01:09:54,028 --> 01:09:55,295 - Of course. 1668 01:09:55,362 --> 01:09:58,465 - Then let her live her life for fuck sakes. 1669 01:09:59,934 --> 01:10:01,301 What's wrong with you? 1670 01:10:02,770 --> 01:10:04,939 (sad music) 1671 01:10:38,005 --> 01:10:38,873 - Judy? 1672 01:10:42,577 --> 01:10:43,711 What's the matter? 1673 01:10:45,245 --> 01:10:47,115 What is it? Is it the food? 1674 01:10:47,181 --> 01:10:49,016 Come on, it's not that bad. 1675 01:10:49,083 --> 01:10:52,019 What? You forgot your wedding gift, huh? 1676 01:10:52,086 --> 01:10:53,621 Take a vase. 1677 01:10:53,688 --> 01:10:55,255 Take Sam, no extra charge. 1678 01:10:55,322 --> 01:10:56,389 How about that? 1679 01:11:00,427 --> 01:11:01,495 You okay? 1680 01:11:03,231 --> 01:11:04,431 - No, I'm not. 1681 01:11:09,269 --> 01:11:10,403 I'm sorry. 1682 01:11:10,470 --> 01:11:12,807 - Don't apologize. - I'm sorry. 1683 01:11:17,444 --> 01:11:19,747 (Judy sobs) 1684 01:11:24,519 --> 01:11:26,286 - Don't worry, I got you. 1685 01:11:29,891 --> 01:11:31,424 It's gonna be okay. 1686 01:11:31,491 --> 01:11:33,694 What's a kid's wedding without a few tears? 1687 01:11:35,462 --> 01:11:38,766 (gentle romantic music) 1688 01:11:48,810 --> 01:11:53,781 (rain trickles) (intense music) 1689 01:11:57,985 --> 01:12:00,788 - There, oh, what a beautiful suit. 1690 01:12:02,422 --> 01:12:03,858 You look stunning. 1691 01:12:03,925 --> 01:12:05,693 - Do I look good? 1692 01:12:05,760 --> 01:12:08,296 - Just like my little (Mary speaks in foreign language). 1693 01:12:08,361 --> 01:12:10,264 (Mary chuckles) 1694 01:12:10,330 --> 01:12:13,801 Oh yes, let's make sure that... 1695 01:12:17,470 --> 01:12:19,439 - It's raining, is that bad luck? 1696 01:12:19,507 --> 01:12:20,842 - [Chloe] I don't know. 1697 01:12:21,676 --> 01:12:23,911 - I just thought my mom would barge her way 1698 01:12:23,978 --> 01:12:25,478 in here, you know? 1699 01:12:25,546 --> 01:12:26,948 The way she does. 1700 01:12:27,014 --> 01:12:29,550 - Eva, I know if you called her, she would come. 1701 01:12:34,354 --> 01:12:36,724 You look like a princess. 1702 01:12:40,328 --> 01:12:42,830 (gentle music) 1703 01:13:14,896 --> 01:13:16,163 - So you're doing that thing 1704 01:13:16,230 --> 01:13:18,633 where you sneak out without saying goodbye? 1705 01:13:22,003 --> 01:13:22,870 - Yeah. 1706 01:13:23,671 --> 01:13:25,339 - It's your room. 1707 01:13:25,405 --> 01:13:27,508 Come on, stay. 1708 01:13:27,575 --> 01:13:28,776 Have breakfast with me. 1709 01:13:30,378 --> 01:13:31,444 Please, come on. 1710 01:13:33,446 --> 01:13:36,250 (phone vibrates) 1711 01:13:36,317 --> 01:13:37,718 What? Sorry. 1712 01:13:37,785 --> 01:13:39,086 - My phone. - Eva. 1713 01:13:40,588 --> 01:13:41,889 - Oh, Eva. Hello? 1714 01:13:43,224 --> 01:13:44,491 No. - What happened? 1715 01:13:44,558 --> 01:13:45,492 - I don't know, I don't know if she hung up 1716 01:13:45,559 --> 01:13:47,929 or if it was a butt dial or. 1717 01:13:47,995 --> 01:13:51,065 - You know, wait, wait, wait, wait, let's go. 1718 01:13:51,132 --> 01:13:52,400 - Hmm? - Let's go. 1719 01:13:52,465 --> 01:13:53,901 I don't know much, but I know this, 1720 01:13:53,968 --> 01:13:55,836 she'll always regret her wedding day 1721 01:13:55,903 --> 01:13:57,371 if her mom isn't there to see it. 1722 01:13:57,437 --> 01:13:58,873 - Is there time? 1723 01:13:58,940 --> 01:14:01,042 - Did you ever see "Fast and Furious"? 1724 01:14:01,108 --> 01:14:01,909 - No. 1725 01:14:01,976 --> 01:14:03,611 - [Daniel] Well, you're about to. 1726 01:14:04,545 --> 01:14:07,949 (bouncy music) 1727 01:14:08,015 --> 01:14:08,883 - Oh. 1728 01:14:10,318 --> 01:14:13,387 (intense music) 1729 01:14:13,453 --> 01:14:16,489 (car engine roars) 1730 01:14:19,827 --> 01:14:21,896 - Let's go, let's go. 1731 01:14:21,963 --> 01:14:23,164 Ladies first. 1732 01:14:23,230 --> 01:14:24,231 - Let's go. 1733 01:14:24,298 --> 01:14:25,933 - Oh, I'm so nervous. 1734 01:14:28,402 --> 01:14:29,303 - [Judy] Floor it. 1735 01:14:29,370 --> 01:14:30,338 (car engine roars) 1736 01:14:30,404 --> 01:14:32,974 (intense music) 1737 01:14:36,110 --> 01:14:37,311 (car brakes squeak) 1738 01:14:37,378 --> 01:14:39,547 Let's go, let's go. 1739 01:14:39,613 --> 01:14:41,515 (car doors bang) 1740 01:14:41,582 --> 01:14:42,650 - Sorry. 1741 01:14:43,651 --> 01:14:46,220 (intense music) 1742 01:14:48,422 --> 01:14:49,489 - Oh. 1743 01:14:51,225 --> 01:14:53,160 - [Daniel] It hasn't started yet. 1744 01:14:53,227 --> 01:14:54,195 We're not too late. 1745 01:14:58,599 --> 01:15:01,369 (hands clap) 1746 01:15:01,435 --> 01:15:02,502 - Oh. 1747 01:15:04,171 --> 01:15:05,039 Oh, okay. 1748 01:15:09,276 --> 01:15:10,478 - Guy's a fraud. 1749 01:15:10,544 --> 01:15:12,680 You know how he bamboozled me? 1750 01:15:12,747 --> 01:15:15,349 He blew a snowflake off my lash. 1751 01:15:15,416 --> 01:15:17,018 So stupid. 1752 01:15:17,084 --> 01:15:18,652 - Oh, come on, Judy, that's horseshit. 1753 01:15:18,719 --> 01:15:19,854 - Yeah, I know. 1754 01:15:21,122 --> 01:15:22,189 I'm so stupid. 1755 01:15:23,257 --> 01:15:25,359 - You're not stupid, you're human. 1756 01:15:25,426 --> 01:15:26,961 You were human, see? 1757 01:15:27,028 --> 01:15:28,262 Hey, look at me, 1758 01:15:28,329 --> 01:15:30,031 you don't have to feel ashamed about that. 1759 01:15:30,097 --> 01:15:32,900 So you took a chance on a guy and it didn't work out. 1760 01:15:32,967 --> 01:15:34,068 Big deal. 1761 01:15:35,469 --> 01:15:38,239 You know, we're all looking for love in this world. 1762 01:15:38,305 --> 01:15:41,008 There's nothing wrong with it, is there? 1763 01:15:42,576 --> 01:15:43,644 - No. 1764 01:15:45,179 --> 01:15:46,580 No, there is not. 1765 01:15:47,815 --> 01:15:51,018 (gentle romantic music) 1766 01:15:57,858 --> 01:15:59,026 Oh, she's stunning. 1767 01:16:01,562 --> 01:16:03,230 - What are you gonna do? 1768 01:16:04,665 --> 01:16:06,167 (door knocks) 1769 01:16:06,233 --> 01:16:08,269 - [Lauren] It's just for appearances. 1770 01:16:08,335 --> 01:16:10,871 You know I'm up for tenure. 1771 01:16:10,938 --> 01:16:13,140 Babe, please. - Go away. 1772 01:16:13,207 --> 01:16:14,642 - Please, I love you. 1773 01:16:16,944 --> 01:16:19,947 You know, at work, I stare at you when you're not looking. 1774 01:16:20,014 --> 01:16:22,316 Did you know that I memorized your face? 1775 01:16:22,383 --> 01:16:25,520 Your eyes and your lips, 1776 01:16:25,586 --> 01:16:27,788 that little freckle by your ear. 1777 01:16:27,855 --> 01:16:29,023 Babe, come on. 1778 01:16:30,758 --> 01:16:32,960 Babe, open the door. 1779 01:16:34,895 --> 01:16:37,098 Open the door, babe, come on. 1780 01:16:39,834 --> 01:16:41,402 Open the door. 1781 01:16:41,469 --> 01:16:42,703 (door bangs) 1782 01:16:42,770 --> 01:16:45,773 Babe, come on, open the fucking door. 1783 01:16:45,840 --> 01:16:48,275 Open the fucking door. 1784 01:16:48,342 --> 01:16:50,311 (Lauren screams indistinctly) (door bangs) 1785 01:16:50,377 --> 01:16:51,879 - And it really pisses me off 1786 01:16:51,946 --> 01:16:54,482 because you have so much to offer. 1787 01:16:54,549 --> 01:16:57,284 You're so smart, you're so kind, 1788 01:16:57,351 --> 01:16:58,452 you're so beautiful. 1789 01:16:58,520 --> 01:17:01,889 (gentle romantic music) 1790 01:17:20,542 --> 01:17:24,745 (gentle romantic music continues) 1791 01:17:41,563 --> 01:17:44,965 - [Minister] Dearly beloved, we have come here today 1792 01:17:45,032 --> 01:17:47,935 of your own free will seeking the union with each other. 1793 01:17:51,105 --> 01:17:54,341 - Your bed of roses, Mrs. Keller. 1794 01:18:01,616 --> 01:18:02,917 What? 1795 01:18:02,983 --> 01:18:07,021 Stunned, speechless by happiness? 1796 01:18:10,525 --> 01:18:13,160 (phone vibrates) 1797 01:18:14,361 --> 01:18:15,664 - Work? 1798 01:18:15,729 --> 01:18:18,365 - Yeah, but I'm not gonna get it. 1799 01:18:22,937 --> 01:18:25,372 But I am gonna get more ice for the champagne. 1800 01:18:25,439 --> 01:18:26,675 - No, don't, we don't need that. 1801 01:18:26,740 --> 01:18:28,275 - What? No. 1802 01:18:28,342 --> 01:18:31,445 No wife of mine is drinking warm champagne on wedding night. 1803 01:18:32,446 --> 01:18:33,714 Be right back. 1804 01:18:33,781 --> 01:18:35,182 - Okay. - Okay. 1805 01:18:40,154 --> 01:18:42,189 Don't go anywhere. - Okay. 1806 01:18:47,728 --> 01:18:50,064 (sad music) 1807 01:18:57,404 --> 01:18:59,340 - [Judy] I hope you can forgive me. 1808 01:19:01,008 --> 01:19:04,945 I just, I didn't want anyone to steal your light away 1809 01:19:05,012 --> 01:19:08,782 because you shine so bright, my darling. 1810 01:19:09,883 --> 01:19:12,319 (sad music) 1811 01:19:29,537 --> 01:19:30,771 (Eva sighs) 1812 01:19:30,838 --> 01:19:32,707 (phone dings) 1813 01:19:32,773 --> 01:19:35,242 (sad music) 1814 01:19:52,694 --> 01:19:56,196 - Tyler, what are you doing here? 1815 01:19:59,366 --> 01:20:00,234 - Wow. 1816 01:20:01,736 --> 01:20:03,037 What am I doing here? 1817 01:20:04,238 --> 01:20:05,806 Chloe told me where to find you 1818 01:20:05,873 --> 01:20:07,308 about how you were freaking out 1819 01:20:07,374 --> 01:20:09,476 and you weren't sure you wanted to go through with it, 1820 01:20:09,544 --> 01:20:11,111 but it looks like you did. 1821 01:20:12,146 --> 01:20:15,215 Damn, here I am like a dumb ass. 1822 01:20:15,282 --> 01:20:16,618 - I'm so sorry. 1823 01:20:16,685 --> 01:20:17,851 I should not have reached out to you like that. 1824 01:20:17,918 --> 01:20:20,220 I think I just, I don't know. 1825 01:20:20,287 --> 01:20:22,823 I think I thought if I spoke to someone who really knew me, 1826 01:20:22,890 --> 01:20:23,758 a friend and- 1827 01:20:23,824 --> 01:20:25,359 - A friend, huh? 1828 01:20:25,426 --> 01:20:28,797 - Tyler, I don't know what to say. 1829 01:20:28,862 --> 01:20:30,230 I haven't been thinking straight. 1830 01:20:30,297 --> 01:20:33,300 - I thought if there was even the slightest chance, 1831 01:20:33,367 --> 01:20:35,502 you and I could really be something. 1832 01:20:35,570 --> 01:20:38,740 I should try one of those grand romantic gestures 1833 01:20:38,807 --> 01:20:40,974 just once in my life, you know? 1834 01:20:41,041 --> 01:20:42,109 - Just once? 1835 01:20:43,110 --> 01:20:45,814 - Yeah, once, 1836 01:20:45,879 --> 01:20:46,914 but for real. 1837 01:20:47,948 --> 01:20:49,049 - [Judy] He's going to try to suck you back in 1838 01:20:49,116 --> 01:20:50,819 with some grand romantic gestures. 1839 01:20:50,884 --> 01:20:52,486 - [Theo] Simon's my real estate agent. 1840 01:20:52,554 --> 01:20:53,887 - [Eva] You didn't tell me that you were engaged, 1841 01:20:53,954 --> 01:20:55,022 - But I did tell. 1842 01:20:55,089 --> 01:20:56,357 - [Judy] He has two phones. 1843 01:20:56,423 --> 01:20:58,225 - [Theo] You let her get into your head. 1844 01:20:59,460 --> 01:21:00,327 - Right. 1845 01:21:03,030 --> 01:21:05,132 I'm so sorry, I have to go. 1846 01:21:05,966 --> 01:21:07,401 - No, I get it, yeah. 1847 01:21:10,672 --> 01:21:11,539 - Thank you. 1848 01:21:15,476 --> 01:21:18,178 Have you seen the man that I came in here with? 1849 01:21:18,245 --> 01:21:20,481 - [Sam] Check the ice machine outside. 1850 01:21:20,548 --> 01:21:23,183 (sad music) 1851 01:21:23,250 --> 01:21:24,151 - [Speaker] This is insane, 1852 01:21:24,218 --> 01:21:26,621 you actually got married? 1853 01:21:26,688 --> 01:21:30,124 I actually don't understand what's going on right now. 1854 01:21:30,190 --> 01:21:32,192 - I don't have time. - Keep my voice down? 1855 01:21:32,259 --> 01:21:34,461 What do you mean you don't have time for this right now? 1856 01:21:34,529 --> 01:21:36,163 I actually don't understand what's going on. 1857 01:21:36,230 --> 01:21:38,533 You said you were gonna leave her. 1858 01:21:39,900 --> 01:21:42,002 Why? I don't understand. 1859 01:21:42,069 --> 01:21:42,871 This is insane. - We can talk about this 1860 01:21:42,936 --> 01:21:43,838 another time, okay? 1861 01:21:43,904 --> 01:21:45,707 - Why? Why did you do it? 1862 01:21:45,774 --> 01:21:48,843 You said we were soulmates. 1863 01:21:48,909 --> 01:21:50,244 (intense music) 1864 01:21:50,310 --> 01:21:51,513 - He says that to everybody. 1865 01:21:52,580 --> 01:21:55,048 (bell dongs) 1866 01:21:58,051 --> 01:22:00,954 (blazer clanks) 1867 01:22:06,994 --> 01:22:08,028 - Fuck. 1868 01:22:09,831 --> 01:22:10,698 Eva. 1869 01:22:13,267 --> 01:22:17,104 (Judy and Daniel laugh) 1870 01:22:17,171 --> 01:22:18,138 - Now you're shy. 1871 01:22:18,205 --> 01:22:19,973 (Judy laughs) 1872 01:22:20,040 --> 01:22:21,509 Now you're shy. - Before and after, 1873 01:22:21,576 --> 01:22:23,410 not during, not during. 1874 01:22:25,145 --> 01:22:26,514 - Ah, thank you, buddy. 1875 01:22:27,715 --> 01:22:30,317 (gentle music) 1876 01:22:34,288 --> 01:22:35,122 - [Judy] You think he heard us? 1877 01:22:35,189 --> 01:22:37,424 - Oh yeah, definitely. 1878 01:22:39,193 --> 01:22:40,795 - You're so loud. 1879 01:22:40,862 --> 01:22:46,801 (phone vibrates) (eerie music) 1880 01:22:46,868 --> 01:22:51,305 (gentle music) (waves rustle) 1881 01:23:05,152 --> 01:23:10,090 (gentle music) (Eva sobs) 1882 01:23:14,963 --> 01:23:17,464 (gentle music) 1883 01:23:22,971 --> 01:23:24,037 - Eva! 1884 01:23:25,172 --> 01:23:27,609 (gentle music) 1885 01:23:31,779 --> 01:23:34,649 (Eva cries) 1886 01:23:34,716 --> 01:23:35,984 - Mama. 1887 01:23:36,049 --> 01:23:38,318 (Eva cries) 1888 01:23:38,385 --> 01:23:40,020 - Okay, okay, honey. 1889 01:23:41,856 --> 01:23:43,992 Tell me what you need. 1890 01:23:44,057 --> 01:23:45,225 What do you need? 1891 01:23:45,292 --> 01:23:47,094 What do you need, honey? 1892 01:23:47,160 --> 01:23:48,328 - A divorce. 1893 01:23:48,395 --> 01:23:49,998 (Eva and Judy chuckle) 1894 01:23:50,063 --> 01:23:52,734 - Yeah, it's called an annulment. 1895 01:23:55,068 --> 01:23:57,337 - I think I... 1896 01:23:57,404 --> 01:23:58,907 I think I went a little crazy. 1897 01:23:58,973 --> 01:24:00,608 - Try not to blame yourself. 1898 01:24:00,675 --> 01:24:02,276 - I don't. 1899 01:24:02,342 --> 01:24:04,378 It was him, it wasn't me. 1900 01:24:04,444 --> 01:24:05,780 - Wow. 1901 01:24:05,847 --> 01:24:07,916 - What? 1902 01:24:07,982 --> 01:24:09,049 - You just learned in a moment 1903 01:24:09,116 --> 01:24:10,518 what's taken me a lifetime. 1904 01:24:12,486 --> 01:24:14,522 - It's 'cause I'm smarter than you. 1905 01:24:14,589 --> 01:24:17,424 - You are, you are, you are so much smarter. 1906 01:24:18,292 --> 01:24:21,194 (waves rustles) 1907 01:24:24,933 --> 01:24:28,302 Let's go get an annulment and some pancakes. 1908 01:24:32,139 --> 01:24:33,741 I want you to eat more than chips though. 1909 01:24:33,808 --> 01:24:36,044 - I know, but what's all I want right now. 1910 01:24:36,109 --> 01:24:37,745 - Spaghetti? 1911 01:24:37,812 --> 01:24:38,913 - Yeah, can we get two big bowls of spaghetti, please? 1912 01:24:38,980 --> 01:24:39,847 - Yeah. 1913 01:24:41,883 --> 01:24:44,217 - Hey. Good morning. 1914 01:24:45,053 --> 01:24:46,119 - Hi. 1915 01:24:46,988 --> 01:24:48,556 - So I watched your video. 1916 01:24:50,525 --> 01:24:52,927 - Diane, I never should have sent that to you. 1917 01:24:52,994 --> 01:24:55,429 - No, no, no, it was necessary. 1918 01:24:55,495 --> 01:24:58,165 I finally blocked Lauren. 1919 01:24:58,231 --> 01:24:59,099 Yeah. - You did? 1920 01:24:59,166 --> 01:25:00,367 - Like once and for all. 1921 01:25:00,434 --> 01:25:02,537 Yeah, cold Turkey on everything. 1922 01:25:02,604 --> 01:25:05,439 Facebook, Instagram, Yelp, Wordle, yeah. 1923 01:25:06,541 --> 01:25:09,443 So I wanted to say thank you. 1924 01:25:11,378 --> 01:25:12,780 - You're welcome. 1925 01:25:12,847 --> 01:25:14,649 - Wait, why aren't you on your honeymoon? 1926 01:25:16,751 --> 01:25:18,586 - We have a lot to catch you up on. 1927 01:25:21,089 --> 01:25:22,255 - Perfect timing 1928 01:25:22,322 --> 01:25:23,591 - On the house, ladies. 1929 01:25:26,226 --> 01:25:27,294 - Thank you. 1930 01:25:29,396 --> 01:25:30,430 - I'm sorry, what? 1931 01:25:30,497 --> 01:25:32,199 - Is that on the menu now? 1932 01:25:32,265 --> 01:25:33,367 - This is incredible. 1933 01:25:33,433 --> 01:25:35,235 - I have a lot to catch you up on. 1934 01:25:36,136 --> 01:25:40,074 - Yeah, I'm here for it. 1935 01:25:40,140 --> 01:25:41,274 Cheers to that. 1936 01:25:41,341 --> 01:25:43,176 At least someone got a happy ending. 1937 01:25:44,112 --> 01:25:45,813 (gentle music) 1938 01:25:45,880 --> 01:25:48,683 - Even though there are people like this out there, 1939 01:25:50,752 --> 01:25:52,620 I don't want you to get discouraged. 1940 01:25:53,655 --> 01:25:56,524 (gentle music) 1941 01:25:56,591 --> 01:25:58,358 You've got so much to offer. 1942 01:26:00,260 --> 01:26:03,196 (gentle music) 1943 01:26:03,263 --> 01:26:04,699 You're so smart. 1944 01:26:09,336 --> 01:26:10,738 You're so kind. 1945 01:26:12,507 --> 01:26:16,343 Oh, yes, it looks fantastic. 1946 01:26:16,410 --> 01:26:17,812 You're so beautiful. 1947 01:26:18,946 --> 01:26:21,582 Just remember, never doubt your worth, 1948 01:26:23,183 --> 01:26:24,317 play it smart 1949 01:26:25,385 --> 01:26:28,288 and you'll find that good love. 1950 01:26:28,355 --> 01:26:32,593 Hey, this is All Judy telling it like it is. 1951 01:26:35,797 --> 01:26:38,633 (lively music) 1952 01:26:38,700 --> 01:26:40,802 ♪ Oh ♪ 1953 01:26:40,868 --> 01:26:43,303 ♪ Oh, brand new ♪ 1954 01:26:43,370 --> 01:26:46,641 ♪ Oh ♪ 1955 01:26:46,708 --> 01:26:48,341 ♪ They asked me how I shine like this ♪ 1956 01:26:48,408 --> 01:26:50,878 ♪ Aura so good, it's miraculous ♪ 1957 01:26:50,945 --> 01:26:53,447 ♪ How I come up from nothing like this ♪ 1958 01:26:53,514 --> 01:26:56,617 ♪ It was already written in the stars I guess ♪ 1959 01:26:56,684 --> 01:27:01,689 ♪ And yeah, I know I put in the energy and it worked ♪ 1960 01:27:02,657 --> 01:27:04,391 ♪ Tried to run from my worth ♪ 1961 01:27:04,458 --> 01:27:07,327 ♪ Had to block that, block that curse, yeah ♪ 1962 01:27:07,394 --> 01:27:09,931 (upbeat music) 1963 01:27:09,997 --> 01:27:11,132 ♪ I feeling brand new ♪ 1964 01:27:11,199 --> 01:27:12,200 ♪ Feeling brand new ♪ 1965 01:27:12,265 --> 01:27:14,635 (upbeat music) 1966 01:27:14,702 --> 01:27:16,003 ♪ Got the prize in my field ♪ 1967 01:27:16,070 --> 01:27:17,270 ♪ 'Bout to get it no truce ♪ 1968 01:27:17,337 --> 01:27:19,907 (upbeat music) 1969 01:27:19,974 --> 01:27:22,375 ♪ I'm feeling brand new, feeling brand new ♪ 1970 01:27:22,442 --> 01:27:24,846 (upbeat music) 1971 01:27:24,912 --> 01:27:28,082 ♪ I'm in it for women, that's how I do ♪ 1972 01:27:28,149 --> 01:27:29,851 ♪ Back now, never back down ♪ 1973 01:27:29,917 --> 01:27:32,553 ♪ Used to make excuses, but I can't now ♪ 1974 01:27:32,620 --> 01:27:34,922 ♪ Maybe an upgrade to my bank account ♪ 1975 01:27:34,989 --> 01:27:38,059 ♪ When I realized there ain't no limits on how ♪ 1976 01:27:38,126 --> 01:27:40,360 ♪ I'm gonna get it, get it, I'm gonna get it ♪ 1977 01:27:40,427 --> 01:27:42,864 ♪ Whatever you throw, I'm a home run hitter ♪ 1978 01:27:42,930 --> 01:27:45,133 ♪ I'ma get it, get it, I'ma get it ♪ 1979 01:27:45,199 --> 01:27:48,035 ♪ Whenever I want, I think, I receive it, yep ♪ 1980 01:27:48,102 --> 01:27:49,336 (upbeat music) 1981 01:27:49,402 --> 01:27:50,905 ♪ I receive it ♪ 1982 01:27:50,972 --> 01:27:51,906 ♪ Yeah, yeah ♪ 1983 01:27:51,973 --> 01:27:53,074 ♪ Best believe it ♪ 1984 01:27:53,141 --> 01:27:54,274 ♪ Yeah, yeah ♪ 1985 01:27:54,341 --> 01:27:55,843 ♪ I receive it ♪ 1986 01:27:55,910 --> 01:27:57,879 ♪ Yeah, after the rain, I'm washed in greatness ♪ 1987 01:27:57,945 --> 01:28:00,380 (upbeat music) 1988 01:28:00,447 --> 01:28:02,884 ♪ I'm feeling brand new, feeling brand new ♪ 1989 01:28:02,950 --> 01:28:05,086 (upbeat music) 1990 01:28:05,153 --> 01:28:09,757 ♪ I'm in it for women that's how I do ♪ 1991 01:28:13,928 --> 01:28:16,731 - Jackie, can you get me Barb from Statistics? 1992 01:28:16,798 --> 01:28:18,533 - It's so hard to stay away 1993 01:28:18,599 --> 01:28:20,367 when I'm getting all these love letters 1994 01:28:20,433 --> 01:28:21,736 and texts. - Yeah. 1995 01:28:21,803 --> 01:28:23,771 - Even Sent me a singing telegram of our song. 1996 01:28:23,838 --> 01:28:25,106 - Oh, what song? 1997 01:28:25,173 --> 01:28:26,240 - "Black Hole Sun". 1998 01:28:26,306 --> 01:28:27,708 - Of course. 1999 01:28:27,775 --> 01:28:30,211 You know what, you gotta go gray rock on 'em, okay? 2000 01:28:30,278 --> 01:28:31,112 - Okay. 2001 01:28:31,179 --> 01:28:32,113 - Just zero emotions. 2002 01:28:32,180 --> 01:28:33,915 Ignore, ignore, ignore, got it? 2003 01:28:33,981 --> 01:28:35,850 - Yes. - What are the three things? 2004 01:28:35,917 --> 01:28:36,918 - Call, ignore. - no, ignore, 2005 01:28:36,984 --> 01:28:38,385 ignore, ignore, ignore. 2006 01:28:38,451 --> 01:28:39,554 Give it to me again. 2007 01:28:39,620 --> 01:28:41,088 - Ignore, text back. 2008 01:28:41,155 --> 01:28:42,957 - No, Barbara. - Sorry, sorry, I'm sorry. 2009 01:28:43,024 --> 01:28:44,125 - [Diane] Listen to me, this is serious. 2010 01:28:44,192 --> 01:28:45,126 - I know. - Okay? 2011 01:28:45,193 --> 01:28:46,527 - I know, I know, I love it. 2012 01:28:46,594 --> 01:28:48,296 Thank you so much, Di. - No, you're welcome. 2013 01:28:48,361 --> 01:28:51,398 - Ignore, ignore, ignore. 2014 01:28:51,464 --> 01:28:52,365 (hands clap) 2015 01:28:52,432 --> 01:28:53,734 That's it. 2016 01:28:54,434 --> 01:28:55,502 - You have a copy? 2017 01:28:55,570 --> 01:28:56,671 - Of course, yes. 2018 01:28:56,737 --> 01:28:57,972 Never leave home about it. 2019 01:28:58,039 --> 01:28:59,974 Thank you so much, that was so helpful. 2020 01:29:00,041 --> 01:29:00,808 - You're welcome. 2021 01:29:00,875 --> 01:29:02,442 - Okay, gonna bundle up here. 2022 01:29:02,510 --> 01:29:05,546 - Oh Barb, you don't need that. 2023 01:29:05,613 --> 01:29:08,149 It's 75 and sunny outside. 2024 01:29:08,216 --> 01:29:10,284 You gotta learn to trust again. 2025 01:29:10,350 --> 01:29:12,653 You know what, as a reminder, 2026 01:29:12,720 --> 01:29:13,921 take this with you, okay? 2027 01:29:13,988 --> 01:29:15,422 - You sure? - It's the only way 2028 01:29:15,488 --> 01:29:17,124 to get rid of him. 2029 01:29:17,191 --> 01:29:19,026 - Oh, actually my nark is a her. 2030 01:29:23,331 --> 01:29:24,397 - One minute. 2031 01:29:26,601 --> 01:29:28,069 Jackie, yeah, 2032 01:29:28,135 --> 01:29:31,672 cancel all my meetings for the rest of the month. 2033 01:29:34,942 --> 01:29:37,578 (papers clank) 2034 01:29:38,846 --> 01:29:40,648 - God damn it, these buttons. 2035 01:29:40,715 --> 01:29:42,083 No, keep the hat on. 2036 01:29:42,149 --> 01:29:43,784 - It's gonna be wet. 2037 01:29:47,288 --> 01:29:48,421 Stop. 2038 01:29:48,488 --> 01:29:49,824 (tape rips) Oh. 2039 01:29:49,891 --> 01:29:51,993 (tape rips) 2040 01:29:52,059 --> 01:29:54,362 I have really high blood pressure. 2041 01:29:54,461 --> 01:29:55,563 - Oh, me too. 2042 01:29:56,429 --> 01:29:57,565 - It's tough. 2043 01:29:57,632 --> 01:29:58,833 - Oh God, We can never have kids. 2044 01:29:58,900 --> 01:30:00,234 - Shit. 2045 01:30:00,301 --> 01:30:02,435 (Diane laughs) 2046 01:30:02,502 --> 01:30:04,404 (cast laughs) 2047 01:30:04,471 --> 01:30:07,108 (gentle music) 2048 01:30:34,802 --> 01:30:38,639 (gentle music continues)